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@CorruptedCoding

intangible - bet you didn't think, so i'll command you to.

They don't understand your genius. Build resistance to the microwave.


[ ...?! ] Gh..! You... [ 10 rings. ] That's not— you know... nothing..! [ Despite her claims, she looks disturbed. ] Does anyone just believe what you tell them, 'spirit guide'?

@CorruptedCoding They understood why you didn't come back. But you will always be an extension of them, even when they are gone.



( ...Where /is/ the good doctor, anyhow...? ) [ Perhaps she's flown too far out of the nest. ]


( Not an ideal name, but one that beats a 404 message... )


Doesn't seem like I got close enough. ... Hmph. I'm Iris. [ Tilting head. ] I'd assume the 'halfway dead' comment is figurative, but your temperature's far too cold to be anything alive. Fully alive, anyway. What should I call /you/? Other than a nuisance.

@CorruptedCoding They understood why you didn't come back. But you will always be an extension of them, even when they are gone.



Maybe fixing /your/ impotency, since it's clearly on your mind.

@CorruptedCoding They understood why you didn't come back. But you will always be an extension of them, even when they are gone.



Brainscan from a... ...You were once alive...? And you... remember it? [ There is a flickering moment of horror in her expression. ] That's not funny. Where's your body?

I don't have a manual LOOOOLZ B] My creation was purely accidental. I'm actuuuuually made from a piece of malware infecting the brainscan of an Eggboss! Funny, riiiiight?



[[ MY TWEETS KEEP SENDING RARLY CRI


Surely there are far more interesting things to care about.

I don't have a manual LOOOOLZ B] My creation was purely accidental. I'm actuuuuually made from a piece of malware infecting the brainscan of an Eggboss! Funny, riiiiight?



No one. Anyways show me your manual


Are you nothing but subject to your urges?


Can we factory reset him? I can figure it out.


Please. You couldn't twist my circuits if you tried. ...Hmph! Fine. Never call me a tin can again, by the way. Or else I'd start worrying about your pretty little partially tangible head.


I know what that 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 is! I wasn't aware there was a... social aspect to it?! Why would you waste your time performing a sequence without a purpose? That's inefficient!


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