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Shit, he hasn't used me in years


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Alabama lawmaker wants to eliminate all marriage licences rather than issue them to same-sex couples bit.ly/2JxccrV

thinkprogress's tweet image. Alabama lawmaker wants to eliminate all marriage licences rather than issue them to same-sex couples bit.ly/2JxccrV

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Australia braces as 'very dangerous' Cyclone Veronica bears down independent.co.uk/news/world/aus…


Yeah about that

Excuse me, do you have a license to operate that brain?



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i can't possibly imagine that the mueller report will be any more damning than the voluminous public record attesting to the president being a big time crime doer who loves crimes


I thought about following Dinesh D'Souza to mess with his mentions, but jeez, talk about low-hanging fruit


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To err is Nunes To forgive is bovine


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National Park Service reports sinkhole has formed in George Washington Parkway. Closed indefinitely


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Thank you for helping me reach 100 followers! I literally couldn’t have done it without you. Shout out to @CorgiResister @CortexDevin @DevinCo86113215 @DevinCow @DevinNiece @DevinMadCow @DDeclawed @DevinGrandma @DevinNunesCock @DevinNunesEgo @DevinNunesPenis @nunes_lawsuit


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Can we stop pretending that George & Kelly Conway are doing anything other than setting the stage for their eventual speaking circuit “debate” tour? 💰


Devin can't sleep, clowns will eat him. Devin can't sleep, clowns will eat him.


Because of course, according to Fox, journalism is terrorism!

ps if you want to bankroll my journo-terrorist lifestyle where I eat food and write words, i’m at paypal.me/TaliaLavin



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Now, why didn’t I think of this? Great idea 🐄

ps if you want to bankroll my journo-terrorist lifestyle where I eat food and write words, i’m at paypal.me/TaliaLavin



Random thought: The Three Problem by Cixin Liu is scary as hell


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"Hello brother." AFP's @JeromeTaylor reports on how the warm-hearted words an elderly Muslim reportedly used to greet a white supremacist gunman have become Christchurch's answer to his volley of hate u.afp.com/JT2e

AFP's tweet image. "Hello brother." 

AFP's @JeromeTaylor reports on how the warm-hearted words an elderly Muslim reportedly used to greet a white supremacist gunman have become Christchurch's answer to his volley of hate

u.afp.com/JT2e
AFP's tweet image. "Hello brother." 

AFP's @JeromeTaylor reports on how the warm-hearted words an elderly Muslim reportedly used to greet a white supremacist gunman have become Christchurch's answer to his volley of hate

u.afp.com/JT2e

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JUST IN: Mozambique's minister of land and environment says death toll at 217 after cyclone, flooding

Reuters's tweet image. JUST IN: Mozambique's minister of land and environment says death toll at 217 after cyclone, flooding

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