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Eric Packer

@CosmopolisEric

It's not the sex you think I've had. It's the sex I want. (21+/MC-RP/NO SEXUAL PREFERANCE.) Which means: Men & Women are welcomed.

Already past #100 followers. Thank you, everyone.


Why is Twitter unfollowing automatically? [Takes my belt off and beats the fuck out of it] STOP IT!!


I know an Ana Steele who needs a Christian. DM me for details.


"@DeadlyVice: That moment when you're eating cereal and the last 5 pieces are like 'You can't catch me!'" ALL the time -.-


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I hate it when you want to talk to someone, but you're too afraid of rejection so chose not too...No one?....I guess that's me.


Holy fuck!! He is hot!


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Boy: "Give me a blow job." Girl: "Can you be more romantic?" Boy: "Fine, give me a blow job in the rain."


It appears my applicant vanished....Pity -.-


I'll be hiding in DMs. [Waves]


Please contact Eric Packer at (212) 555-767.


male of female. High school diploma required who has experience in Apple technology. Outstanding pay, flexible schedule, & bonus benifits. -


[Opens up my MacBook Pro and cracks my knuckles, typing out my 'Wanted' ad for a personal assistant. Types:] WANTED: Young, sophisticated -


Watch...Once 'Cosmopolis' is released, EVERYONE will be making an account...Just remember who the FIRST was.


Ladies and gentlemen. I am the first Eric Packer RPer on Twitter. [Bows] No applause, really.


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