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I got that dog in me… So if I let you in, close the door behind you because he’s a runner. Like, right now - close it! What? Inside or, I don’t…closeitCloseitCLOSEIT! he got out. Great. Now instead of drinks we have to go look for my dog. This is why I don’t let people in.


Sock companies should start just adding an extra sock to multi packs.


Ghost in the Shell with Shoes on.


A tontine but for which GOP candidate uses “Running Up That Hill” for their 2028 campaign song.


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"I hope I don't choke tonight - a murderer trying to change.


I mean I’m straight but also would love to appropriate the Napoleon’s Itch logo as my patronus.


When I was a kid we thought it was impressive that the Ford F-150 was ranked number one by JD Power and Associates for EIGHT years in a row. Gen Z will never understand.


The Grammys have got to have the highest face-tattoo-to-dinner-jacket ratio.


At a 24 hour diner. Cops in a booth at one end. Private Detective making out with his secretary on the other. I guess I better start this novel.


Posted without comment. @ Los Angeles, California instagram.com/p/Bmyt3JvADwK/…


The Pandora station for “Jumper” by Third Eye Blind is a solid hang.


Look who I found (found me?). I took the bad pics, she took the good… instagram.com/p/Biq4SAcBLt3/…


A Del Taco sunset over the deltaco on Sunset. @ Los Angeles, California instagram.com/p/BikulUvnJhS/…


This bar is 100% tinder dates.


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