Could Be Facts
@CouldBeFact
We find facts using the most accurate research tools, the Internet & Word of Mouth. Then copy/paste. Sometimes we just make em up. Still more accurate than MSM.
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Before settling on the Seven Dwarfs we know today, Disney considered Chesty, Tubby, Burpy, Deafy, Hickey, Wheezy, and Awful. Were they naming the Seven Dwarfs or describing Lena Dunham? #FACT #GIRLS #Disney #HiHo
In Japan, letting a sumo wrestler make your baby cry is considered good luck. In the Catholic Church... not so much. #FACT #JesusTakeTheWheel
The male gypsy moth can “smell” the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away. Talk about being thirsty... #FACT
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. There is only one way to make change in America. Trump. #FACT #MAGA #StirringThePot
Thanks to 3D printing, NASA can basically “email” tools to astronauts. Imagine the nudes the wives could send? 3D boobies!
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge, a quarter has 119. What? Thats where we've been all day, counting those damn ridges! #FACT
George Washington, a gracious host, would serve an eggnog-like drink to visitors at Mount Vernon. His recipe included rye whiskey, rum, and sherry. Bill Cosby would just drug and rape them. #FACT
During Prohibition, moonshiners would wear "cow shoes." The fancy footwear left hoofprints instead of footprints, helping distillers and smugglers evade police. Who are we kidding they just had their wives transport it. They left the same hoofprint. Mooooooooooooooonshine. #Fact
1851 - San Francisco has it's first major fire and to this day it continues to be flaming. #ThisDayInHistory #FACT #Lovewins
The first movie to use the word “vagina” on film was the 1946 Disney animated film called “The Story of Menstruation.” Siskel and Ebert called it “Bloody disgusting! An emotional ride that you can’t prepare for. We wouldn’t dare tell this movie it was wrong.” #FACT
Oral-B is a combination of oral hygiene & the letter B. B stands for better. It's also how Latino's demand a blow job. "Yo! Give me oral, b!" #FACT #HECHO
The average human body has enough bones to make up one skeleton. #FACT
We just copied & pasted facts off our own timeline from over two years ago & you read them as if their were brand new. #FACT #Recycle #SaveThePlanet #TeenChoiceAwards
An IQ test exists of (x^2-x-6)/(x^2-4)= Now if X is 2 then WHY THE FUCK DO WE USE X INSTEAD OF JUST PLUGGING IN 2!!! Fuck is that! #FACT #IQTest
Jennifer Aniston's original name is Jennifer Anastassakis! That's right. She's full off ass. #FACT #Friends #metoo
Hillary Clinton was named Arkansas Woman of the Year in 1983, Young Mother of the Year in ‘84. In 1989, she was listed among the state’s best business-litigation attorneys & in 2016 @HillaryClinton was named the loser of the presidential election losing to @realDonaldTrump #fact
Hilary Clinton lost the 2016 presidential election. Donald Trump is your 45th president of the United States of America. Perhaps the realist tweet we have ever tweeted. #FACT #MAGA
Dolphins sleep with one eye open... Gripping their pillow tight. Exit light. Enter night. #FACT
Despite what Wesley Snipes says the elephant is the only mammal that can't jump... I really think our humor is ahead of its time. #FACT
PRESS RELEASE: For immediate print. We here at Could Be Facts would like to announce that we now identify as African American and our pronouns are “Dawg”, “Cuz”, “Fam” and “Bruh”. Please use accordingly, homie. Holla. #FACTS
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