CountElmdor
@CountElmdor
One day I was born. One day I shall die. So enjoy these tweets while you can.
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me this morning: ah shit apple TV is renewing next month, gotta cancel that me now:
The greatest of all time followed the hater's code, so should everyone
you will never catch me saying someone I hate is bad at something they're good at. I just read a poem by a mfer I can't stand (not that one) & i had to be like "okay... work." a true hater does not hate falsely. that's the true hater first commandment
First day as a battle sister and I've already messed up. We had a fight against some traitors and I forgot the words 'REPENT HERETIC' so I yelled 'SAY YOU'RE SORRY WEIRDOS'. Now the canoness wants to see me in her office
"I mean," "my dude," and other phrases I never want to see again make me glad to spend time offline.
Learning a new function at work that requires SAP and it's been 10 years since I used SAP and wow that's some RealPlayer-ass 90s GUI
So you load the boats up the canal, see, and me and my boys unload em down 'ere. Good bizness all around, mate.
New look at Albert Einstein in Christopher Nolan’s ‘OPPENHEIMER’.
Dark Angels? Well, I do like that new model of Lion El'Jonson.
reading headlines in the Apple news app makes me wish for a gamma ray burst to wipe out this planet and with luck distort any radio frequency leakage that might contaminate the local cluster
Warhammer related: yeah I'm getting Leviathan en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leviathan…
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