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แด แดษด'แด แดษชสส แดแด! แดแด ษดแดแด ษชแดแดแดสแดแดษดแด!
"ษช ๊ฑแดแดก แด แดแดแดษด แดษดแดแด. สแดแด สแด ษดแดแด ๊ฑแดแดสแด ๊ฑแดษชแด๊ฐษชแด!" A totally innocent unggoy. Okay, maybe a bad guy, but still an Unggoy. But he is fantastic at his job. As a meat shield. "๊ฑแดษชแด๊ฐษชแด แดแด๊ฑแด... แดแดแดแด แดแดแด แดส ๊ฐแดส สแดษดษข แดแดสษชแดแด !"
The Unggoy is still sleeping on the job, despite the reminder from superiors to do... Almost literally anything else.
It is currently... Not Unggoy hours, but the grunt is awake now.
It is time to sleep. The grunt has picked his spot and is already passed out.
The unggoy peeked out from behind the cover, which happened to only be a few boxes, plasma pistol ready. "Aha! I am favorite of demon!" "But I still kill demon!" The grunt was confident now that it was a distance away and behind (weak) cover.
"Ahhh!" The grunt loses all aggression and drives into the nearest cover, cowering away from the spartan.
//Realized I forgot to pin tweet. Thank you kind stranger for reminding me XD
Glares in five and a half foot cannonfodder.
As soon as the grunt was released, he backpedaled at least twenty feet from Alpha and as soon as he felt safe, the Smipyip pointed and laughed. "Aha! See!? Outsmarted! I knew you would let me go! I win battle of smartness!" A few more steps, just to be sure.
Perhaps. A challenge to smartness in combat? There was no chance of surviving against the Alpha ARC. Not even a slight chance. . . . `` . . . I'm not one to play games. ยดยด His tone went straight to...irritated , a grumble coming from him as he dropped the grunt.
"In... Smartness! I challenge you to smartness battle!" The grunt was confident in its... Smartness. It could definitely outwit the giant holding him. Right?
. . . If anything , he's more interested in what this. . . Weird one was. His helmet tilts over to the side , a look of confusion resting underneath. `` As in... ๐๐๐๐? ยดยด His tone was straight up rough and full of malice. What to do while he has his grip on this guy.
All confidence turned to panicking as he was lifted into the air. Flailing in the grip of the giant man. "No no wait! I meant... Fight me in... Uhh..." It's brain tried to come up with some excuse as to how it was definitely misinterpreted on Titans part.
`` . . . ยดยด He's visor glaring the other , leaning down to their height and grabbing hold of whatever there is to grip onto. `` . . . ยดยด lifts.
"Fight me! You won't!" The Unggoy is now standing at him, looking nearly straight up. And partially regretting the choice already.
The fuck did this thing just say?
"I, will beat Titan!" The grunt protests in five and a half feet aggression.
//... Fine
|| cocks a shotgun.
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"I overpower humans all the time, you just uhh... Look away at wrong time."
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