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@Cowjon

in the high desert of Nevada, packing a shitload of dimes.

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Well ok, but โ€œthe horse I rode in onโ€ didnโ€™t deserve that.


"A few more meatless days" is among things quoted to meet the goal of one less ton/person @GHGGuru

Cowjon's tweet image. "A few more meatless days" is among things quoted to meet the goal of one less ton/person @GHGGuru

Very honored to have been elected President of the Nevada Cattlemenโ€™s Association over the weekend. How dโ€™ya like that fart-face? ( gonna take me a minute to get the hang of the mean tweet thing)


Iโ€™ve been using โ€œpastโ€ and โ€œpassedโ€ wrong. Damnit. Afraid I might lose my Grammar Fascists of America card.


Is your brand struggling? Can't afford a national brand campaign? Find a relation between your business and beef (easy to do, beef (by)products are everywhere), put out a presser that you're severing that relationship quoting appropriate sketchy science BOOM free media coverage


Proud of these friends!!

On the 6th Day of Stewardship, we recognize the 2020 Region 6 Stewardship Winner: Boies Ranch. In the 1990s Steve and Robin Boies made significant changes to how they manage the operation in order to protect and improve their rangeland: bit.ly/36jDVpH

BeefUSA's tweet card. 2020 Region 6 Stewardship Winner: Boies Ranch

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2020 Region 6 Stewardship Winner: Boies Ranch



When a horse trailer pulls up, horses will whinny at it, even when it's empty. Life lesson there somewhere.


It was my kind of fire; resources responding took up more space than the fire did.

On the 6th Day of Stewardship, we recognize the 2020 Region 6 Stewardship Winner: Boies Ranch. In the 1990s Steve and Robin Boies made significant changes to how they manage the operation in order to protect and improve their rangeland: bit.ly/36jDVpH

BeefUSA's tweet card. 2020 Region 6 Stewardship Winner: Boies Ranch

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2020 Region 6 Stewardship Winner: Boies Ranch



It's a tense time around here. Folks are having canning parties. Obviously I'm staying hid out because I know I'll be first to go.


1.) Yellow jackets. That's a short list of animals I can live without..


It's getting close to hurrtyupandturnthepickupairconditionerofffirstthinginthemorning Season.


The lines of battle were formed but fortunately, no broadsides exchanged.

Cowjon's tweet image. The lines of battle were formed but fortunately, no broadsides exchanged.

I donโ€™t believe the lemongrass/cowburps connection because limes make Corona burps stink hella rank. My conclusion is every bit as sound as @burgerkingโ€™s


And remember friends, not every female is a cow but every cow is a female.


Well done โฆ@drsplaceโฉ ! Ruminant talk makes me feel all warm and microbial inside.

Cowjon's tweet image. Well done โฆ@drsplaceโฉ ! Ruminant talk makes me feel all warm and microbial inside.

Been having troubles with motorcyclists not shutting gates. Iโ€™m thinking about installing cattle guards. Sideways.


I donโ€™t think this is social distancing, I think itโ€™s distance distancing.

Cowjon's tweet image. I donโ€™t think this is social distancing, I think itโ€™s distance distancing.

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