Carl Edward
@Cpows
I smell success
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“Be honest, would you let a homeless guy spit in your mouth for $10,000?”
If she asks to have the first date at “Selfie WRld”, you should probably just cancel the date.
This genreation’s work force is powered by @Starbucks @redbull and Adderal. Thank you to those three manufacturers for keeping the youth moving.
The guy behind me in line at Walgreens just called the cashier stand from his cellphone to ask why there weren’t more cashiers to assist guests. #okboomer
Mama I made it! Thank you @LouisTheChild for an amazing show! Everyone should check out what Freddy and Robby are up to on #playgroundradio
Okay Boomer, instead of making her a political pariah, maybe realize our generation wants to be able to have kids that don’t grow extra eyes and limbs.
Listening to #playgroundradio all day in preparation for the @LouisTheChild concert tonight!
Important News:
Work just gave me an HP laptop, and I’ve never sympathized with old people more. What does any of this mean and why would I want it on the start menu?
This one goes out to everyone still naming their WiFi “FBI Surveillance Van” 2008 was a great year.
Few things are better than walking into work late only to realize someone else is later than you #winning
Rebooting the high school friends group chat before Thanksgiving & Christmas
App Idea: LinkedIn but without the self righteous people telling you all you need to succeed is daddy’s money or their pyramid scheme
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