Cpows's profile picture. I smell success

Carl Edward

@Cpows

I smell success

Pinned

Congratulations to @calfonso622 the newest poster child of the GVSU bus system

Cpows's tweet image. Congratulations to @calfonso622 the newest poster child of the GVSU bus system

“Be honest, would you let a homeless guy spit in your mouth for $10,000?”


If she asks to have the first date at “Selfie WRld”, you should probably just cancel the date.


Monday’s

This post is unavailable.

The 2010’s: A Descent Into Madness


This genreation’s work force is powered by @Starbucks @redbull and Adderal. Thank you to those three manufacturers for keeping the youth moving.


#playgroudradio 54 throwing in some Tears For Fears like we wouldn’t notice 👏👏


Add me to your “close friends” story so I know it’s real


The guy behind me in line at Walgreens just called the cashier stand from his cellphone to ask why there weren’t more cashiers to assist guests. #okboomer


Mama I made it! Thank you @LouisTheChild for an amazing show! Everyone should check out what Freddy and Robby are up to on #playgroundradio


Okay Boomer, instead of making her a political pariah, maybe realize our generation wants to be able to have kids that don’t grow extra eyes and limbs.

Cpows's tweet image. Okay Boomer, instead of making her a political pariah, maybe realize our generation wants to be able to have kids that don’t grow extra eyes and limbs.

Listening to #playgroundradio all day in preparation for the @LouisTheChild concert tonight!


Important News:

Breaking news ❄️



Work just gave me an HP laptop, and I’ve never sympathized with old people more. What does any of this mean and why would I want it on the start menu?

Cpows's tweet image. Work just gave me an HP laptop, and I’ve never sympathized with old people more. What does any of this mean and why would I want it on the start menu?

This one goes out to everyone still naming their WiFi “FBI Surveillance Van” 2008 was a great year.


Few things are better than walking into work late only to realize someone else is later than you #winning


Rebooting the high school friends group chat before Thanksgiving & Christmas


App Idea: LinkedIn but without the self righteous people telling you all you need to succeed is daddy’s money or their pyramid scheme


Just bought an air horn, bad things will happen.


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.