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my vote counting the same amount as people like this is crazy

Kamala Harris election overturned prank is insane. 😭😭



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Lush Cosmetics puts out shit like this - looks & smells delicious - but then im the asshole for eating it? Whatever. Here's a Special "Fuck You" to mall security, but shoutout to the paramedics , you guys were cool.

jabroni_mike's tweet image. Lush Cosmetics puts out shit like this - looks & smells delicious - but then im the asshole for eating it? Whatever. Here's a Special "Fuck You" to mall security, but shoutout to the paramedics , you guys were cool.

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The electoral college is the dumbest thing in all of politics. Why is it that my vote counts less than someone else’s because of the population density of the state I live in?? That’s ridiculous lmao. It’s not even like some small thing either. Voters in Wyoming count 3.57

Over 50% of the country lives in the yellow areas… THAT is why we have an electoral college.

CarlHigbie's tweet image. Over 50% of the country lives in the yellow areas… THAT is why we have an electoral college.


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Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌

Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: xbx.lv/4cxoA4B

@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in


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A thread of how fast food restaurants used to look... look what they've taken from us 1. Taco Bell

timecaptales's tweet image. A thread of how fast food restaurants used to look... look what they've taken from us

1. Taco Bell

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two men near death arguing about who is better at golf to attain access to the nuclear codes. should i kill myself


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Thread of before and after photos 🧵 1. Chichen Itza in 1892 and now

JamesLucasIT's tweet image. Thread of before and after photos 🧵

1. Chichen Itza in 1892 and now

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good news everyone. With your support, I was able to harvest all the microplastics from my balls. I sold it to Lego, making this new product possible. You're welcome. God bless america

jabroni_mike's tweet image. good news everyone. With your support, I was able to harvest all the microplastics from my balls. I sold it to Lego, making this new product possible. You're welcome. God bless america

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You should legally be allowed to kill police in self defense of yourself or others. If a stranger walked up to me and my dog and then pulled a gun out and wildly killed it I'd have every legal right to kill him, but because any retard can get a badge he's immune to consequences.

Distressing video shows Missouri cop gun down lost 13-pound deaf and blind dog: ‘What am I supposed to do?’ trib.al/WVLZBSM

nypost's tweet image. Distressing video shows Missouri cop gun down lost 13-pound deaf and blind dog: ‘What am I supposed to do?’ trib.al/WVLZBSM


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There should be a law that if the child of an antivaxxer dies from something a vaccination would have prevented, they'd be charged with manslaughter.

UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell says he won’t be vaccinating his kid & wants to homeschool him so he doesn’t end up gay and communist



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it's honestly incredible how being a conservative literally just boils down to getting mad at random people for having lives

This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labour like this. There is NOTHING feminine about American women. American women are literally men.



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i have nothing against christianity but they really need to keep it away from kids

What am I looking at here



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driving sleepy is way harder than driving drunk it’s actually impossible to stay awake

When you driving and tired that sleep hit you immediately 😂



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Tapping the sign.

JPHilllllll's tweet image. Tapping the sign.

THREAD: Wisconsin residents’ #1 complaint to their government in 2023 was about landlords. Over the past 15 years the state has made at least 100 changes to tenant law. Almost all the changes favor landlords. Maybe because several lawmakers sponsoring the bills are landlords.



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Chicago City Council has just called for a cease fire -- something the large majority of Americans want -- and this is how the Wall Street Journal covers it. Rarely has there ever been a better example of why corporate media is a threat to democracy and to peace.

AlanRMacLeod's tweet image. Chicago City Council has just called for a cease fire -- something the large majority of Americans want -- and this is how the Wall Street Journal covers it. 

Rarely has there ever been a better example of why corporate media is a threat to democracy and to peace.

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to everyone cheering: 1. where will kids socialize? school isn’t safe, malls are closed, how are they supposed to see each other without spending money?? 2. if media sites check for ID, that means they’re checking EVERYBODY. do you want your socials tied to your ssn? bffr

Florida has passed a bill that will ban social media for users under 16

CultureCrave's tweet image. Florida has passed a bill that will ban social media for users under 16
CultureCrave's tweet image. Florida has passed a bill that will ban social media for users under 16
CultureCrave's tweet image. Florida has passed a bill that will ban social media for users under 16
CultureCrave's tweet image. Florida has passed a bill that will ban social media for users under 16


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hmmm sounds familiar

whoiszhu's tweet image. hmmm sounds familiar

Israel: We have presented the idea of an 'Artificial Island' that would be an alternative 'Homeland' for the Palestinians.

GlobeEyeNews's tweet image. Israel:

We have presented the idea of an 'Artificial Island' that would be an alternative 'Homeland' for the Palestinians.


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