Crack’d Egg
@CrackdEgg2
family owned restaurant serving boots and covid19! • for legal purposes “this is a parody account”
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In 1492 Abraham Lincoln helped write the constitution, and he specifically wrote “restaurants can do whatever they want”. I will fight this all the way to the top my peeps!
currently closed FOR CONSTRUCTION! definitely not closed by our tyrannical government
LAW and ORDER except very specifically when it comes to my restaurant!
What’s up Peeps! Our first album is dropping in the new year. All profits go directly to my pocket. 🤪
@CrackdEgg2 if your customers are still alive after breakfast, maybe they can come down to @AngelosWashPA for our signature "Plague and Pasta" combo! #COVID19 #freedom
What’s up Peeps! Can’t wait to see you at the Egg Tube contest! Remember, anyone wearing a mask will be shot on site!
Today’s special my peeps! Bootstrap Burger! 🤪😋inspired by how I worked really hard and pulled myself up by my bootstraps (and my husband’s insurance payout) to start Crack’d Egg!
Today’s special is Snowflake Salad in honor of the fake Crack’d Egg blocking us. ❄️🌨❄️
600 patriotic followers peeps! 🇺🇸 Thank you for fighting tyranny with us!
Would you really scroll past without kneeling for our flag and saying a prayer for our forefather Millard Fillmore? This man signed our beloved Consitition and deserves our respect 🇺🇸
Please keep us in your prayers. We have been tragic victims of cancel culture. A fate worse than death by “Covid19”
Tomorrow’s special is Egg Tube (formerly known as “omelette” but we only speak AMERICAN not disgusting FRENCH)
We are the REAL and AMERICAN Crack’d Egg! @TheCrackdEgg is FAKE just like CNN! Haters back off!
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