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We discovered that @Thewebb_io speaks 100 languages We accidentally built an app that lets the whole world decode the Epstein files for themselves Game changed- password GOYIM will let a bunch more of you beautiful Goy in there to poke around the beta test…


is it weird that there is a social media widget on the DOJ site?

CrackerProphet's tweet image. is it weird that there is a social media widget on the DOJ site?

The greatest trick god ever pulled was convincing the world that the devil exists.


Scam Bondi is going to contract the juiciest form of cancer and I'm going to eat so much popcorn with extra butter and white cheddar seasoning.


What if Ro Kahnna and Thomas Massie are part of the plot?


If ICE was a company whose services included getting rid of ants and roaches at your house, they would take a flamethrower to your lawn and blame you when your front door catches on fire.


Walz is not allowed to stir people up, but Trump is. Got it. 👍🏼


Iran protester dead = bad American protester dead = good Makes perfect sense.


Kristi Noem could definitely identify the odor of Trump's ejaculate in a police lineup.


Orrrrr, maybe the warmonger in chief simply doesn't believe in peace. That would have been the simplest answer Grokky McGrokerson.

CrackerProphet's tweet image. Orrrrr, maybe the warmonger in chief simply doesn't believe in peace. That would have been the simplest answer Grokky McGrokerson.

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And the Oscar goes to...

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Christ on a Cracker reposted

Ambassador Caroline Kennedy’s statement to the US Senate on RFKJr’s nomination for HHS Secretary This is a reading of a letter she just sent to Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor and Pensions I’m so proud of my courageous mother, who’s lived a life of dignity,…


How has no one stabbed the @VandyBoys whistler in the neck by now? And while we're at it, how fucking gay is the Vandy baseball Twitter handle?


The memes here are so fucking perfect.

Incredible to be with our GREAT HEROES today in California. We will always be with you!



you should also ban food from your mouth.

I’m a man of my word—here’s the bill banning Arie. #TheBachelor #mnleg

RepChristensen's tweet image. I’m a man of my word—here’s the bill banning Arie. #TheBachelor #mnleg
RepChristensen's tweet image. I’m a man of my word—here’s the bill banning Arie. #TheBachelor #mnleg


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