Annoying Neighbor Vincent recently took up a new hobby and now the police department is here almost every day. Why doesn’t he do something cool like arson, but nooo he has to get stuck climbing trees instead 🙄
Annoying Neighbor Vincent told me he stole a bunch of money when he was a supervisor at Family Video and that’s why they shut down. That’s also why I steal his DVDs and hate his guts
Annoying Neighbor Vincent knocked on my door. I asked him why he was carrying Pesty Peggy’s cat, but he just shrugged and muttered “catloaf”. Ain’t no way I’m giving him my meatloaf recipe. Weird way of asking, ANV
I did the “whip” dance move today and almost jumped out a window. Why do I betray thyself in such disastrous movements?
Since being in ANV’s basement, I think one of his demons attached to me. He was always doing his silly dances with red ink type stuff smeared across his face. He also had this weird star with a circle painted on the ground. Oh great. Another art obsessed Oregonian
I am back! Annoying Neighbor Vincent had me locked in his basement to “quarantine”. I told him I didn’t have small pox anymore, but he wanted to be annoyingly extra safe
Comedies are for people who like to laugh Horror movies are for people who like to be scared Magic acts are for people who like to be confused
Me: I love you Annoying neighbor Vincent: sure Me: want to hear a lie? This only makes sense if you read it backwards
If I were to open a hotel, the theme would be “guests” and every person would have to dress up like a guest
I have $0.25 in my savings account. I’m reserving it for a gumball ☺️🥰🥴
One day you’re going to say a phrase for the last time and never say that specific phrase again. I hope mine is “annoying neighbor Vincent”
Y’all most successful people in the creative business have some sort of addiction. Does that mean annoying neighbor Vincent is successful? His lawn performances are definitely something.
Does @netflix know it’s ruining my career because I can’t stop watching their original series?
I went to the store and saw annoying neighbor Vincent. I witnessed him eating a GRAPE and then he walked away WITHOUT buying it. I am disgusted. What has this country turned into?
Midwesterners have become too comfortable with the tornado siren. This is a petition to change it to the iPhone alarm clock sound. That terrifying noise will definitely spice things up
So I heard stanning James Charles is out. Good thing I have no idea who that is. Howeeevveer, my annoying neighbor Vincent does. He’s always screaming “Hey, sisters” when that name is mentioned. Please drag Vincent, too #jamescharlesiscancelled
Isn’t Game of Thrones just a fancy name for chess? #GameofThrones #GOT
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