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Chesmond “Pyrex Scraper” Fergusen

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Chemical Engineering Grad-Student | 823 Credit Score | 6ft | Bookworm | Pro-bono Cartel Lawyer | Part-time Mafia Consultant | Colts fan since 04’

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I was trying to use the bathroom but then I started thinking about the unrealistic beauty standards women are faced with #ceasefire

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FaceTime convo got so #deep I had to hit the

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Waiting in the feminine care aisle for my addy hurry it up folks

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tf did that nigga mean by "i just want a rollie with a dab of ranch"


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goodmorning guyz

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I know 90% of the BV is all about #bag but are there any old heads out there still burning a nice J? #Unc

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Pour up on that keke, I'm YB, you know me


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If your a cardinals fan. Kys


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ts cant be replicated

Tay-K is set to be released from prison in 26,941 days.

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Burner twitter was way better when it was just dudes sticking fingers in their drinks


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My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away

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A pretty reasonable judge would rule Maddie Kowalski was not in sound mind and would convict those involved with rape/sexual assault

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She Lilly lang on my Kowalski until I Mary Kated on my Barbour



Ran an audit on your trap and the math ain’t mathing. Aura came back insufficient funds, your hustle got sleep apnea, your motion still buffering, and I even ran your ambition through my algorithm—it came out as error: 404 not found. Trust me pal you are not that guy pal #NUSSIE


5/5 on the biochem quiz got me feeling #jiggy

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