Robin Tweets 🧢
@CrackpotSasquat
Amateur “Sit-Down” comedian but I tweet like a god damn professional. #YangGang. Check out my videos
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Ever since they legalized #Psilocybin in Colorado, the term #staycation takes on a whole new meeting.
If you’re allergic to #Nuts, you should stay away from my brother.
I really wanna go #spelunking. It would be cool to see a stalagmite, but I would prefer a stalag-definitely.
The Princess of whales has had too much power for too long. I say the next Queen should be the princess of Dolphins!🐬 #FlipperQueen
Asking for a friend, if it still called #Kidnapping if you stole a baby? #ThatBabyNeedsANap.
Everyone who says they are working around the clock are lying. Except painters, but they should really take the clock down first, or they suck at their job. #GontaudDeNogaret #clockwork
I hope it’s not lost on anyone else that @bobsaget essentially created #TicTok like 30 years ago. #AmericasFunniestHomeVideos
The left wants you to trust the government when it comes to #CovidVaccines, but I won’t trust any government that hasn’t even attempted to find a cure for a disease that effects billions of children annually. It’s time we stand up and demand a #Cure4Cooties
The genetic diversity of the #RoyalFamily isn’t so much a #GenePool as it is a #SweatpantsPool #KateMiddleton #WherelskateMiddleton
I wish I had a twin, I would totally #identitytheft their ass, I already know their mothers maiden name! #SoupOrBowl
How come they only call em your chops when your lickin’ em? #Lickinyourchops
My financial advisor Mrgugurger gave me hot tip that #ChickenStock is on the rise, but I can’t find it on the #NewYorkStockExchange.
I’m only okay with @Dodge #TruckMonth this February if they only sell black ones.
My theory about #Crack is, you can’t dog it unless you try it. #GoGoPowerRangers
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