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The day we moved in to our first home a burglar tried to drill the lock and burgle us. Unfortunately, we thought it was the locksmith we'd ordered and offered him a cup of tea and asked if he'd like to try the keys.
I’m such a fucking wet wipe. A bloke was just trying to break into my car when I walked back to it and I said “excuse me, sorry, I think that’s my car” 😭
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