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Philbin

@CreamTurtle

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You have to go through the worst to get the best.



You don't work at a deaf school for three years and not know all the good Helen Keller jokes! Talk to you soon -Carly


Decided to go to a Behavioral NeuroScience class with my roommate. Graduate level class at CU Boulder 😳. This is going to be interesting. 📚


Why do people make fake Instagram account? #WhatATimeToBeAlive


I finally get to cook Waygu beef 😩 this is fucking amazing. #cheflife


What does a ninja get @BurgerKing ??? WHAPAAHHHH


When will people stop talking about the illuminate? They said lil Wayne's dumbass was part of it. How TF is he in a secret society #lol


Watchin someone who doesn't like dogs try to act like they enjoy them is a treat. You may be touching the dog but your face is disgusted lol


What the fuck did I do to deserve this


Hockey starts next month. Finally!


I don't want the leader of this country tweeting like a 16 year old girl. I have never met a real man who uses Twitter like Trumps bitch ass


I need to stop texting people about real stuff. Talk to me on the phone or in person for now on. #TuesdayThoughts


Philbin reposted

Life offers you an endless amount of possibilities. Don’t settle for a crappy job, crappy friends or a crappy significant other.


Take a boat to the end of the world. When the kids are old enough we gone teach them tooooooo flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. #You&Me


I need more animals in my life and less people.


Pretty much Ryan Lochte is a douche bag. Lies about getting robbed and trashed a gas station. So much talent with so little respect. Smh


You say "my mom has barely seen me" yet the past two nights you slept at your boyfriends house after working. Explain your logic to me...


I am going to start doing lunges everywhere I go #LegsOfSteel


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