Creative Cow
@CreativeCowSA
Just another parody account about an agency creative who hates all the things and all the people.
Is now a good time to share my show reel? ..That was 14 hours ago? Oh, ok 😕😒😉 #GuessTheActress #aGirlsGottaDo youtu.be/vBqLw74Dcqs
Having one of those days where I wonder WHY THE FUCK DID I EVEN THINK SOCIAL MEDIA FULL TIME WAS A GOOD IDEA. FUUUUUUUCK.
Enquiries on a hotel group page of how much it costs per night: WHICH HOTEL MOFO? Tempted to respond with "ONE MILLION DOLLARZ".
"I'm not precious about it" - says every person on earth who is very definitely precious about it.
Oh happy days, the life of a community manager on a Monday morning...
Today in SMCM: complaint about associating with a hunting group & a missed flight, both of which are apparently my brand's fault. Sigh.
I have a colleague who literally announces her arrival EVERY TIME SHE RETURNS TO THE OFFICE, with a "taaa daaaaa!". I'm not even lying.
OH EM FUCKING GEE. JUST ONE BRIEF. ONE BRIEF IN MY LIFE. JUST ONCE, A CORRECT BRIEF WITH CORRECT INFO. JUST ONCE. THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
Of course I'll compile a report on every single tweet I've re-tweeted in the last campaign. I don't have anything else to do ever.
OH at the office: "Is there no way we can just take his face and like, paste it over there using Photoshop? Won't people love that?" Um, no.
Urgh. It's not fun to be in marketing today in South Africa.
The Facebook Page Inbox. Where South Africans come to beg for jobs. So terribly sad :(
Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster, please protect me from the stupidity that is my social media community. Amen.
This. Urgh. “@NatalieRoos: Having to stalk someone that I really hate online is probably the worst part of my job.”
It's not a good thing wanting to jump in and answer all the questions the audience is asking this speaker, is it? Rude? Oh, ok.
Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster, please protect me from the stupidity that is my social media community. Amen.
Couple Facebook profiles kill me. I just saw one couple talking to each other. On their shared FB profile. Yes, fo' real.
A SMCM's nightmare: it's father's day and youth day ON THE SAME DAY, YOU GUYS. Which one do we go for?!?!?!?!?!
United States トレンド
- 1. Megan Keller N/A
- 2. Alysa Liu N/A
- 3. #USAHockey N/A
- 4. Hilary Knight N/A
- 5. Canada N/A
- 6. Bears N/A
- 7. #Olympics2026 N/A
- 8. USA USA USA N/A
- 9. Sony N/A
- 10. Amber Glenn N/A
- 11. Bluepoint N/A
- 12. #bucciovertimechallenge N/A
- 13. Andrew N/A
- 14. Laila Edwards N/A
- 15. Punch N/A
- 16. WHAT A GOAL N/A
- 17. Hammond N/A
- 18. Gold Medal N/A
- 19. Board of Peace N/A
- 20. #USAvsCAN N/A
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