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We call you answer. Or you just roll over and go back to sleep - frankly, nothing surprises us anymore. Nothing.

What did the US Airways flight attendant say to the American Airlines flight attendant? "Loved your work on Pan Am".


Here at @CrewScheduling, brushes with fame are few and far between - who has been your favorite famous passenger?


I feel like Madonna could beat up both Sir Elton and his husband, don't you?


@girlonraw We could simplify YOUR life with an overnight to Boise.


@yyz_monkey We've had worse and called it Chinese.


BREAKING: We've been working closely with programmers from Apple to "bake in" handy new @CrewScheduling features into the iPhone.


@yyz_monkey @AAFO4Ever Pick us up some Chinese on your way home. #kthxbai


@ChelseyKelsey Hell, we'll give you $1 if you make your next check-in on time ;)


Happy New Years from @CrewScheduling - now push the fuck back!


BREAKING: While all nine episodes of Pan Am are now available in iTunes, all nine of our last messages are available in your voicemail!


@AlexInTheSky101 Hate is a strong word. Possibly accurate, but strong nonetheless.


Wondering what @CrewScheduling will be giving all of you for Christmas? Here's a hint - Call of Duty 3(am). #crewlife


@FlyBachelorette Humbug. Three day to Hamburg. Same thing as far as we are concerned!


@Luv2fli2 We'll trade you a 28 hour overnight in Cancun for some figgy pudding. And we don't even know what figgy pudding is.


FYI, @mikeneumann your concept of releasing the hounds and ours are two totally different things ;)


Happy Thanksgiving to all the flight crew members we sent out today, so that we can spend the day with our families!


@AlexInTheSky101 @favreaujp Think of us as speaking with one voice ;)


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