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KFC is launching a new chicken-pizza hybrid called "Chizza”

Dexerto's tweet image. KFC is launching a new chicken-pizza hybrid called "Chizza”
Dexerto's tweet image. KFC is launching a new chicken-pizza hybrid called "Chizza”


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This the equivalent of spending your whole life training for a fight and then getting shot with a gun

yugioh is a funny game



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Dudeeee I just woke up from a dream where there were giant sauropod-sized horses 🦕 I wish I could have taken a picture


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Does anyone else remember that Werner Herzog documentary where the beloved Canadian cartoon character Caillou is impaled on an asbestos-encrusted stalagmite? No? Well, here it is.


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You think about your son getting railed when you have sex with your wife?

Kyubayas's tweet image. You think about your son getting railed when you have sex with your wife?

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Amém


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Last dnd session was a big bad showdown and Nik Nak lost a long-time party member and a bunch of NPCs, and her bf got Disintegrated in front of her. It went pretty bad, but we won (kinda).

queasyspaceship's tweet image. Last dnd session was a big bad showdown and Nik Nak lost a long-time party member and a bunch of NPCs, and her bf got Disintegrated in front of her. 

It went pretty bad, but we won (kinda).

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There was a part where the dentist brought out a tiny torque wrench to fasten a cap onto the screw, since the artificial tooth can't be installed yet, and the feeling of having a tool you associate with mechanics used on what is now ostensibly part of your body is surreal.


Dnd bards after watching the rest of the party get bodied by local bandits

this is cinema



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The end of Overwatch 1.


Made some kickass loaves of banana bread

Crispymender's tweet image. Made some kickass loaves of banana bread

Man, I had forgotten what it's like to get sick. This is awful.


Feeling cute, might defend my fiefs from some brigands later.

Crispymender's tweet image. Feeling cute, might defend my fiefs from some brigands later.

Hey @garthnix, it was my 22nd birthday yesterday on the 23rd and I was wondering if it was possible to get a charter pin as a bday gift? its fine if its not, but it would make the world for me, as a fan who started back in 4th grade with "Mister Monday".


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🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 We’re proud to partner up with @BlackMesaDevs, the fan-made re-imagining of Half-Life. To commemorate their new patch and sale, we will be hosting a giveaway for a custom Black Mesa-themed 4000D Airflow NEURON! 🎁 ENTER here: bit.ly/392W6An

ORIGINPC's tweet image. 🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 

We’re proud to partner up with @BlackMesaDevs, the fan-made re-imagining of Half-Life. To commemorate their new patch and sale, we will be hosting a giveaway for a custom Black Mesa-themed 4000D Airflow NEURON!

🎁 ENTER here: bit.ly/392W6An

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