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Loki No

@CrownlessJester

Mischief-monger and resident alien.

I found the spangled briefs. Somebody tried to throw them away... again.


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[Father's Day is always ~ v e r y ~ strange for Thora.]


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[Hard to find time to celebrate a man you have a negligible amount of respect left for.]


I didn't want to live in old Asgard, why would I want to live in New Asgard?


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[Is too electrical for mosquitos to bite! ⚡⚡⚡ Is basically a living bug-zapper.]


*Is too cold for mosquitoes to bite. Is not at all smug about this*


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Hello twitter help me get meatball pls

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*Helpfully pastes a Do Not Disturb sign on the door and goes out for donuts*


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[All of the side-eyes. All of them.]


I had to mix that up myself. I think it turned out well.


Going to see how much of him I can cover in snakes. I've gotten new markers for the occasion.


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Threatening to stab someone is a perfectly normal response, right?


I don't have to take care of Steven. That's Barnes' job. I just sit back and watch him be himself. Much less hassle.


Both of you are traffic hazards.


Just hypothetically speaking... Why are you like this?


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Not guilty, I swear.

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