FootoftheLoom
@CrypticFootFan
He/him| Late 20's | Bi An account to follow porn, mostly of feet. I'll be taking a ton too. Open DM's within reason
Let my feet replace the mitochondria in your cells. They're double membraned and ready to kick that energy production into high gear! They'll evolve independent to your cells. In millions of years, they'll break free and overtake humanity. Resistance is footile
When the clouds of dust disappear the failure starts
Grab my foot and shake it. We just struck a deal. You comment and like all of my posts, and I attach the most insane, stupid rambles possible on my pictures. It's weighed incredibly in your favor. Trust me, I would never lie to a gullible idiot 🤞
Good morning footstool. We know why you're here at my bedside: To lick the condensation off of my drain pipes. Yeah, I know what you want slut. Your thirsty ass wants to suck the droplets off water off of the side of my house. You dirty aphid
The green glow heralds the descent of the mothership. You are the newest victim for the biomechanical alien species to take foot imprints of, sell them to other quadrants for big alien bucks and spend it all on Zurtlan, an alien hair growth supplement (it's a scam)
Magic's been up to something. Like, third foot focused card in a year. Is it in the direction? Are the artists competing? Are they gonna go the Street Fighter route and hire a foot fetish artist? Can someone win Worlds with a foot fetish deck?
You'll lick them and go "yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy"
Look at them. They are your life, like that Metallica song. They took you there. Where? To an undisclosed location outside of a metropolitan city where nobody will find you, of course. Now, how about you hand over your grandma's silverware, Faberge eggs and Hummel figurines
I braved the deepest chills, trudged through ice and snow, risked frostbite for you guys. Yes, I was out there arming my many traps and pitfalls to be ready for you fools. If you survive you might win 5 minutes with my feet, oh joy! (Contestants are not guaranteed compensation)
Monuments in the expanse, a reminder that you are tiny and helpless and I am large and full of loose change from the Publix I went to 20 years ago nobody told me metal doesn't digest I haven't gone to the docs cause I'm embarassed chatgpt please help
late night pics. just trying to be comfy while it's cold... caress and worship my feet bitch
Fighting my way out of the wool realm, desperate to post my wrinkled, hateful, evil, twisted soles for the masses again. Can't let them know my feet are taking their minds hostage and making them more into daytime television
Oh no, on the eve of the new year my body was possessed and rebelled against me! This will be my new year new me. I will be someone else. He will have to work for me. He will have to deal with my social problems. I have won. Me: 1 Apparition: 0
I hope everyone had a nice Christmas, here is a late present from me 💕
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