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Software Hierophant

@CthonicSoftware

Lead software tester at the HP Lovecraft Institute of Software Design. Madness may result.

I have found the secret to unlocking this Twitter account ... just sell your soul to a media company. Bonus: free penguins.


Whoa. Finally logged back in. It's only been one day in the halls of the dead king ... has it been long in the real world?


Ooh love this version of the ten commandments from the Jerk Church joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-c…


I'd rather fight polar bears than be treated like I'm stupid just because I'm a girl. In chain mail. lovecraftsoftware.wordpress.com/2013/10/08/you…


Getting excited about @skillsmatter London Tester Gathering next week. Learn how to conquer hostile artificial intelligence! #ltgw2013


Ooh. Night of the Living Devs. I think I have a post brewing. "And the final iteration was called ... Code's End."


There must be a special level of hell reserved for tech recruiters. I just wish they'd stop letting them out of it.


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AN #IDS dishonesty antidote: pple polled thought £24 out of every £100 of #benefits is claimed fraudulently. True figure ? 70p PLS RT widely


Saw almshouses for "decayed old woll pickers" today. Where's the one for decayed old software testers? Asking for a friend.


Looking okay today except for my third eye. Maybe I can brush my hair over it. No lashes yet so it may be gone in a day or two.


"Lots of companies like to sweep errors in old code under the rug. But with Perl it's like trying to hide an elephant under a bathmat."


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