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Software engineer 🧑🏾‍💻 and digital marketer 🖥️by day, gamer 🎮 by night. Sleep is for the weak. 🤡 Founder of @BlueWaveHZN.

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Got tired of visiting the NYSC Portal to check for open registration. Besides there was the chance I'll miss it again. So I created a script, deployed a Cron job to check once every 60 minutes in my place. If registrations are open, I'll receive both email and WhatsApp messages🙂

CtrlAlt_Byte's tweet image. Got tired of visiting the NYSC Portal to check for open registration. Besides there was the chance I'll miss it again. So I created a script, deployed a Cron job to check once every 60 minutes in my place. If registrations are open, I'll receive both email and WhatsApp messages🙂
CtrlAlt_Byte's tweet image. Got tired of visiting the NYSC Portal to check for open registration. Besides there was the chance I'll miss it again. So I created a script, deployed a Cron job to check once every 60 minutes in my place. If registrations are open, I'll receive both email and WhatsApp messages🙂

That's because creativity comes from what you're familiar with. Hard as you may try you'll never be able to think up a design/form that doesn't already exist. It crazy😆

Every once in a while I'm fascinated with the fact that no matter how much we try, we seem to be incapable of designing truly alien beings. In most media they carry either typical Lovecraftian qualities, animal like features, or they're humanoid shaped.



When you've written so many job applications that you just start to throw humour in subsequent applications and cover letters. 💀


This just shows our use and command of English grammar and vocabulary has declined over time. It's just sad.

LMAOOO an AI detector just flagged the 1776 Declaration of Independence as 99.99% ai-written. > millions of professors use this tool 💀

birdabo's tweet image. LMAOOO an AI detector just flagged the 1776 Declaration of Independence as 99.99% ai-written. 

> millions of professors use this tool 💀


Is there any dev who's deployed an app in one go without errors?😁 Is that even possible? 🤔


When you're a full-stack dev and working on a multi-role-based application.

CtrlAlt_Byte's tweet image. When you're a full-stack dev and working on a multi-role-based application.

Ohkay I have to ask, the people who set or make these Inductive tests, can they themselves solve it within the alloted time if they were not the ones who made them? Because I'm solving some practice tests and the solutions have patterns that are very difficult to find. 😭

CtrlAlt_Byte's tweet image. Ohkay I have to ask, the people who set or make these Inductive tests, can they themselves solve it within the alloted time if they were not the ones who made them? Because I'm solving some practice tests and the solutions have patterns that are very difficult to find. 😭

How did someone compose an email like this and thought it was ohkay to send it

"after 11 technical interviews" "your work has been accepted into our codebase" interviews are getting out of hand

beaversteever's tweet image. "after 11 technical interviews"

"your work has been accepted into our codebase"

interviews are getting out of hand


I think I may have botched the interview 🤦🏾


This is where @DwellrHQ is coming in. Agent wahala will be a thing of the past. Anticipate!

Thank you, President Trump. I kindly ask that you also look into the housing situation in Ibadan. The housing agents are making life difficult for me with their ridiculously expensive rent prices, all because of installed POP ceilings.



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We’re Blue Wave Horizon. A Nigerian tech company building solutions that simplify life in emerging markets. Our first product, @DwellrHQ, reimagines how people find verified homes — safely and transparently.


I've noticed since the economy took a serious dive, there's been a surge in the number of packaged foods like biscuits and noodles with air and bugs inside. It's almost like manufacturers started compromising on packaging and no one is talking about it.


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