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@owlsinthetardis go on, pick me up. I dare you.


I've been quiet lately. This is because I was in isolation. I'm thinking of suing them for psychological trauma :(


Just realised I'm in an underground base. Made from stone. Decorated with Gargoyles. THE ANGLES ARE COMING. D:


That show was sad. Also now the table I'm on is damp from this watery stuff that come out of the human's eyes. Angels are scary.


Still no information on why copious quantities of Jammy Dodgers have appeared. Also, large boxes of Fish Fingers. And tins of custard.


Day 7 Intel Report: The TV is for a show called Doctor Who. Apparently a Pond is leaving. A Pond is a body of water. This doesn't make sense


Day 6: they've put a TV in here now, something about "being ready for Saturday." Many boxes of tissues and Jammy Dodgers have also appeared.


Day 4 in the glass box: No change. There's a new human looking at me. Everyone is looking forward to Saturday evening for some reason.


#YouKnowYoureAWhovianWhen you make a Twitter account called @CubeWho five minutes after watching an episode...


@PoppedMyBubble Following more humans is good. Means we can do more research.


#CubeYoMamaJokes Yo mama's so fat, she's a tesseract.


Apparently there's a #CubeParty... where? Can someone pick me up and take me there? I won't spike you, I promise. ::puppy dog eyes::


#TopTenUsesForACube If you have three of us, you can play golf. During office hours. How dare you.


I might unleash the hand spikes next time. These humans need to know that it's not okay to hit us with hammers.


So I was just quietly sitting here, and someone came in and hit me with a hammer, muttered "Not a scratch," and walked out. How rude.


I reactivated to find that I have infiltrated the lives of over 450 people. Humans are so gullible.


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