Ally
@CussRunning
Ultra Runner. Baker. Consultant. Queer Magic.They/Them “Out on the edge you can see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center. Big, undreamed-of things”
Anyone else notice the problem with this picture?
14 months ago I had to evacuate from Oxford High Schol when a fifteen year old opened fire and killed four of my classmates and injured seven more. Tonight, I am sitting under my desk at Michigan State Univeristy, once again texting everyone “I love you” When will this end?
Mine was spelling ‘fairy’ when they wanted ‘ferry’
Everyone remembers the word that got them kicked out of the elementary spelling bee, right? Mine was yacht.
Mocking a real issue that women runners deal with regularly. In addition to making fun of trans people on their website. Wow.
Totally snarfed my coffee with this one! #TrailBrothers
in my brain it is now the holidays. do not schedule meetings with me. do not follow up with me. we can talk in january
Never liked this dude. Couldn’t pinpoint why. Now I can.
Humorist David Sedaris has some thoughts about the term "queer" and how people today (or perhaps just humanities professors) identify themselves. cbsn.ws/3T28ohM
When @yeti_runners Ends a call, they always say ‘I’ll see you later.” And I love it so much because I’ve not seen them in person in a solid 7 years.
Did @hodgman start this campaign?
Humorist David Sedaris has some thoughts about the term "queer" and how people today (or perhaps just humanities professors) identify themselves. cbsn.ws/3T28ohM
A Goofy Movie is a perfect film. No notes. Tightest 78 minutes in cinema.
Am I going deaf or has anyone else had to watch every TV show with subtitles since like 2019
#WritingCommunity Ally’s going to read my novel. It’s her birthday today. Happy Birthday & thank you, Ally❣️❤️🔥🌈🌏🙏🏼 @TortoiseBooks @GlenwoodAveArts
love buckling my airplane seatbelt. I’m safe now. this’ll do it.
Tonight feels like a good night to repost this
Only in Chicago: shots of Malort now being distributed outside Trump tower.
Beyoncé and Lizzo really got summer summering for me
the biggest downgrade the world has ever know. what the hell was this
Senator Josh Hawley running away to Sometimes by Britney Spears
*spits out mouthful of blood* it's gonna take more than that to kill me Dentist: for the love of God just floss
United States Trends
- 1. Jasper Johnson N/A
- 2. Another ICE N/A
- 3. Burnley N/A
- 4. Good Saturday N/A
- 5. Jose Ramirez N/A
- 6. #saturdaymorning N/A
- 7. Travis Perry N/A
- 8. Gigi N/A
- 9. MetLife N/A
- 10. Thomas Frank N/A
- 11. #Caturday N/A
- 12. The Discombobulator N/A
- 13. Nicollet Ave N/A
- 14. Vicario N/A
- 15. Marmoush N/A
- 16. #วิวาห์ปฐพีตอนที่1 N/A
- 17. #COYS N/A
- 18. #NattyMerch N/A
- 19. Canada with 100% N/A
- 20. south Minneapolis N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.