DASRdoggo's profile picture. Quiet Paw-fessional. 4 Year SOF veteran. Soon on @goarmysof duty.

Classified Doggo

@DASRdoggo

Quiet Paw-fessional. 4 Year SOF veteran. Soon on @goarmysof duty.

Imagine if Megan Markle had done this.

Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother’s Day. C



The only reason i would follow Elon Musk is if I was supposed to go full fur rocket on his ass and bite him. DoD won’t let me.


Send literal dick pics = figuratively get bit in the dick. I think you humans call it “fuck around, find out”


People should worry less about what’s between my legs and worry more about my teeth.

Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother’s Day. C



Wait you guys go to formation?

“Company, dismissed!” E3s and below:



Gotta maintain currency.

DASRdoggo's tweet image. Gotta maintain currency.

This resembles most of you. And yes, to me you are all enablers. Even you blue cord boys.

DASRdoggo's tweet image. This resembles most of you.

And yes, to me you are all enablers. Even you blue cord boys.

Y’all need to stop talking about my genitals before I bite your genitals. Last warning.

New FOIA suit looks to force US SPECIAL OPERATIONS COMMAND & the Defense Dept. to comply with a request for vet records of Conan, a special operations military working dog that participated in the raid that killed the ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, to disclose the dog's gender



My new training started. It’s weird. I have to bite people WITHOUT masks now.


Bring him to me. I’ll bite him.

New FOIA suit looks to force US SPECIAL OPERATIONS COMMAND & the Defense Dept. to comply with a request for vet records of Conan, a special operations military working dog that participated in the raid that killed the ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, to disclose the dog's gender



Instead of an election, we should let both candidates go out on a run. Then I chase them. Whoever I don’t catch, wins.


Who should I bite next?


They should have let me bite that guy.


It’s been weeks since I visited the White House and I’m willing to bet they still haven’t picked up my poop. I hit it well.


Today, some dude in a demo learned that when I go for a bite sleeve, I also go for a double front paw thrust to the gonads. And THAT my friends, is the hit they don’t see coming.


Who we bitin’ today?


Ok now do one with dog biscuits.

Sometimes, things are more delicious than they first appear. Happy #NationalCakeDay!

CIA's tweet image. Sometimes, things are more delicious than they first appear. Happy #NationalCakeDay!


The White House has hundreds of rooms and I wonder if they found the one where I chewed a couch cushion?


Classified Doggo 已轉發
chris_doylejr's tweet image. Earn it daily.
Wear it forever.
•••
Come find out if you have what it takes!
•••
#specialforces #civilaffairs #psyop #soar #sof #specialoperations #usasoc #sorb #soldier #specialoperationsrecruiting #goarmysof #goarmy #gosof #usarmy #specialops #arsof #goarsof #greenberet

Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.