DCStanfa's profile picture. Author of The Art Of Table Dancing (a humorous memoir) . Professional Troublemaker. Beach fanatic. Life coach for corporate http://burnouts.Yoga enthusiast.

DC Stanfa

@DCStanfa

Author of The Art Of Table Dancing (a humorous memoir) . Professional Troublemaker. Beach fanatic. Life coach for corporate http://burnouts.Yoga enthusiast.

Me: How much bacon do you want? Wife: I don't want any bacon. Me: [changes Facebook relationship status to "It's Complicated"]



In high school I was voted "Most Likely to be Lured to the Docks."



I feel like this mask thing just holds my double chin up. Doesn’t tighten my chins at all. I must be wearing it wrong.



I'm listening to Chaos to Joy - A Troublemaker's Guide to the Universe by B-NOW tobtr.com/11813180


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Peter Poole is the latest contestant on the American Afterlife Network's hit TV show "Who's Your Murderer?!" The catch? If he can't figure out who killed him, his murderer gets away scot-free. #PitMad #A #T


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6th grader Zee wants a forever home. Enter Horseshoe Falls—a magic town that no one can leave. Once there, Zee’s writing takes on strange, physical qualities. Everything seems perfect—except the town is disappearing, along with everyone in it unless she can stop it. #Pitmad #MG


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All I'm saying is if stores are gonna have little circles on the floor for us to stand on and have music playing, then they should damn well have a cake walk.


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