DC Stanfa
@DCStanfa
Author of The Art Of Table Dancing (a humorous memoir) . Professional Troublemaker. Beach fanatic. Life coach for corporate http://burnouts.Yoga enthusiast.
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Me: How much bacon do you want? Wife: I don't want any bacon. Me: [changes Facebook relationship status to "It's Complicated"]
In high school I was voted "Most Likely to be Lured to the Docks."
I feel like this mask thing just holds my double chin up. Doesn’t tighten my chins at all. I must be wearing it wrong.
Super Spooky Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark From Our Childhood Years. midlifemargaritas.com/2020/10/26/sup…
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Super Spooky Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark From Our Childhood Years.
Think back to when you were really young. Even before that. Anything spooky happen to you? And not just at Halloween. Did dead relatives visit you? Did you have an imaginary friend? Did you often s…
What Fresh Hell Is ‘Mercury In Retrograde’ And Are We Ready For That as Halloween And The Election Spawn Monsters To Rule Humanity Like A Version Of A Michael Jackson Video? midlifemargaritas.com/2020/10/19/wha…
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What Fresh Hell Is ‘Mercury In Retrograde’ And Are We Ready For That as Halloween And The Election...
Mercury in Retrograde means the planet Mercury appears to stop and move backwards from it’s orbit. This means during this time, all the bad things that happen, you can blame it on Mercury Ret…
I'm listening to Chaos to Joy - A Troublemaker's Guide to the Universe by B-NOW tobtr.com/11813180
How to Enjoy The Fall Season During a Horrifying Apocalyptic Pandemic. Bonus Drink Recipe! midlifemargaritas.com/2020/09/28/how…
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How to Enjoy The Fall Season During a Horrifying Apocalyptic Pandemic. Bonus Drink Recipe!
How’s that for a terrifying title? Thank goodness there isn’t a Pumpkin Spice shortage yet am I right? If that fall vibe hasn’t hit you yet, it will. But 2020 hasn’t been a …
Open Letter to the Downright Hateful Ass Algorithms on Social Media All Over The World midlifemargaritas.com/2020/09/21/ope…
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Open Letter to the Downright Hateful Ass Algorithms on Social Media All Over The World
Can you tell I’m a little ticked Mr. Algorithm? You change constantly and I feel like you are doing it on purpose. Don’t you get it? We (people all over the world) are sick and tired of…
Just a List of Moronic Things Sucking My Ever-loving Soul Dry to the Bone. midlifemargaritas.com/2020/09/14/jus…
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Just a List of Moronic Things Sucking My Ever-loving Soul Dry to the Bone.
I know 2020 hasn’t been very kind or helpful to most of us. Maybe some of you have it pretty good right now and if you do, you probably shouldn’t tell anyone. If word gets around that 2…
Adventures During Covid midlifemargaritas.com/2020/09/07/adv…
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Adventures During Covid
Hello Margarita Squad! I guess by now you have heard that I have hooked up with the girls at www.RidiculouslyUnperfect.com. I’m not ditching you all here either, just adding another adventure…
Peter Poole is the latest contestant on the American Afterlife Network's hit TV show "Who's Your Murderer?!" The catch? If he can't figure out who killed him, his murderer gets away scot-free. #PitMad #A #T
6th grader Zee wants a forever home. Enter Horseshoe Falls—a magic town that no one can leave. Once there, Zee’s writing takes on strange, physical qualities. Everything seems perfect—except the town is disappearing, along with everyone in it unless she can stop it. #Pitmad #MG
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Adventures During Covid midlifemargaritas.com/2020/09/07/adv…
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Adventures During Covid
Hello Margarita Squad! I guess by now you have heard that I have hooked up with the girls at www.RidiculouslyUnperfect.com. I’m not ditching you all here either, just adding another adventure…
Stuck in a rut? #coronavirus #Quarantine
So You’ve Hit Your Limit With Life Right Now And You Need A Reset To Get Back In The Game. midlifemargaritas.com/2020/08/24/so-…
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So You’ve Hit Your Limit With Life Right Now And You Need A Reset To Get Back In The Game.
Are you stuck right now? Not even sure how you feel anymore? Maybe a case of the blues? (and I don’t mean B.B. King) What are you going to do? How are you going to get back into a positive mi…
All I'm saying is if stores are gonna have little circles on the floor for us to stand on and have music playing, then they should damn well have a cake walk.
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