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Dane Maness

@DMManess

Maness, creating awkward moments since 1986.

I try not to judge, but, if you can't reach the valve you shouldn't be taking showers...


nope, but I broke in a pair of underwear... #💩


In case anyone was wondering what my face looks like at ~120mph...

DMManess's tweet image. In case anyone was wondering what my face looks like at ~120mph...
DMManess's tweet image. In case anyone was wondering what my face looks like at ~120mph...

Survived a 10,000 foot jump this morning. It was pretty great! Sorry, students, still going to have to put up with me next year 😕


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😂😂 you just made my day and no 😂 like it now😂


toilet? Got tons of em, 2-ply 😏 they've got a sweet deal on them at Costco rn. Totally kidding, you'll definitely get yours!!


A week from today I will be jumping out of an airplane. Hopefully gravity will take it easy on me...


Just put on a new Batman shirt and the right sleeve is noticeably shorter than the left sleeve. It feels weird...but I'm still wearing it 😕


right?!? No more foil ball 😢


in not gonna lie, I still think it's hilarious 😔 lol


I'm offended that you think that was me 😏 And, thanks @maness_ian for throwing me under the bus! 😒


Looking through my photos and found some selfies taken by students when I left my phone on my desk. Could have been worse lol


If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest also drown???


I'm not sure what that means...but, sure 😀


wow, too far 😔 give me a little credit.


I said nothing about the quality of the pizza...


do as I say, not as I do lol


Today I decided that I wanted to eat some homemade pizza and to workout. Maybe next time I'll do the two separately 😔


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