Beth Anne 🩷💜💙
@DNA_Bethylation
Striving for a balance of witty yet relatable content, bad soccer takes, and niche science humor. Tottenham Hotspur hate account. A whole PhD. She/her 🏳️🌈
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A thread of weird shit I’ve found around Philadelphia:
I assure you, the answer to the question “are you watching X at the Olympics?” is an emphatic YES
Every Olympics, there has to be at least one fuckass cover of Hallelujah in a figure skating discipline, congrats KamO for getting it out of the way right off the bat
I need a version of Heated Rivalry with soccer players, but the caveat is that it HAS to be set in MLS. Imagine the side quests the characters could go on. The cinematic universe would canonically include things like MLS is Back and the David Guetta DJ set
speaker: any questions me in my mind: yeah how did you get funding for this
Just a friendly reminder that no one has to prove to you they’re bisexual, pansexual, or any of their preferences. ✌🏽
Heated Rivalry has me experiencing bisexual euphoria the likes of which I haven’t felt since first watching the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror
The most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is that it has me yearning over a 10 year SITUATIONSHIP
Can’t wait to turn this off the literal second it launches
Today Gmail is taking the first big step into the Gemini era, say hello to AI Inbox, AI Overviews in Gmail, and so much more!!
Any church that teaches that being gay is a sin does not get to use bisexual stage lighting
My parents took their dog on a car ride to see Christmas lights and instead he just had war flashbacks
So my birth name is Elizabeth but I’ve been going by Beth since I was like 10, does that make my biological name Elizabeth? I’m a biologist and they never covered this in PhD school
🚨Good News: The HHS has updated Rachel Levine’s official portrait at the department to include his real biological name which is Richard
NYCFC’s reward for beating us last week is getting their asses clapped by No Salary Cap Rules FC
Hey #USMNT peeps, I missed the first half of the game: are we actually good or is Uruguay bad??
“Just look at the degree on that chick”
This is how the historic match between Palestine and Euskadi began, with a “Stop Genocide” banner held high by the Palestinian players, and a heartfelt exchange of scarves with their Basque counterparts. Solidarity.
Who has the Dick Cheney horny copypasta asking for no reason at all
Hey @FlyFrontier in light of recent events at the White House, what exactly do you mean by “East Wing It Sale”?????
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