DOC Grump
@DOCGrump
Signed last will and testament of The Springfield Presbytery, was present in KC in 1968, and won’t be in Kentucky for @DisciplesGA 2021 bc COVID-19. I'm grumpy.
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I will resist saying Minority Leader Mitch McConnell in today’s sermon. I will resist saying Minority Leader Mitch McConnell in today’s sermon. I will resist saying Minority Leader Mitch McConnell in today’s sermon.
Have the @LibertyU trustees checked to see if @JerryFalwellJr has an @OnlyFans account?
“But can you kneel?” Joanne VerBurg roasting Gary Kidwell. #abide2019
Can we get the @UniteThePoor Poor People’s Campaign to be a ministry of the General Church? #abide2019
The shortest distance between two points is not a skywalk. #Abide2019
A little bit of sexism, patriarchy, and heteronormativity goes a long way. Ugh. #smh #abide2019
Roll call of Ministries this evening @ worship. I want to add 1 more unsung hero of the church. Those who are married to pastors, especially the pastor’s wife & children. They live in the fishbowl, spend long nights alone and bear the pain and grief of their spouses. #Abide2019
This postlude should be the soundtrack for God Friended Me. #Abide2019
SINE NOMINE. It’s a toughie. I tried to tell Ralphie not to do those rhythms. #abide2019
For those wanting new hymn lyrics: Retweets I heed not, nor empty thirst traps / Thou mine Influencer, ‘cross all my apps / Thou and Thou only, first in my feed / Most Viral of Heaven, my Squad goals indeed SLANE 10.10.10.10 #Abide2019
“Are we there yet?” A question from children one hears on a skywalk #Abide2019
Jesus also prunes. Not every branch gets to stay. Maybe time for pruning for the #ccdoc #Abide2019
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