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 Used to be the vocalist in @ByAimOfficial & The Borderline Saints & Låg Standard

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The Dennis

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Solo EP 'DP40' available on #Spotify! Used to be the vocalist in @ByAimOfficial & The Borderline Saints & Låg Standard #MUFC #MFF

The Dennis reposted

They're still not listening 😂

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Bruno Fernandes is the best No10 on the planet and it isn’t even close.


If poetry was a picture.

😮‍💨 @Casemiro's no-look assist for Matheus' goal 🔥

ManUtd's tweet image. 😮‍💨 @Casemiro's no-look assist for Matheus' goal 🔥


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Av dessa 47 matcher Amorim var tränare så vann han totalt 12 st. Svårt att ta in vad den mannen sysslade med.

Michael Carrick has equalled Ruben Amorim’s best-ever winning run at Manchester United (three games). Amorim had 47 games. Carrick has had 3. 😳

StatmanDave's tweet image. Michael Carrick has equalled Ruben Amorim’s best-ever winning run at Manchester United (three games). 

Amorim had 47 games. Carrick has had 3. 😳


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Man Utd took their gamer tags onto the pitch 🤣


🤣🤣🤣 Spot on!

If Bilbo asked ChatGPT

_middleEarth's tweet image. If Bilbo asked ChatGPT


So?

Victor Valdés once warned the world: “When I retire, I will disappear. I’ll go somewhere no one can find me.” And that’s exactly what he did. After winning everything with Guardiola’s legendary Barcelona and delivering countless unforgettable nights, Valdés walked away from…

FootballTalkHQ's tweet image. Victor Valdés once warned the world:

“When I retire, I will disappear. I’ll go somewhere no one can find me.”

And that’s exactly what he did.

After winning everything with Guardiola’s legendary Barcelona and delivering countless unforgettable nights, Valdés walked away from…


VAR check over, goal stands @FA_PGMOL #VARout

Arsenal when it’s time to take corner kick



The Dennis reposted

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!! 3-2 Thank you, Michael Carrick!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!! 2-0 Thank you, Michael Carrick!



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@piersmorgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.


Love it!

Patrick Dorgu scored and went to pay tribute to Fernandes but he urged him to complete his knee slide 😁



Woke up this morning feeling fine 🎶 #MUFC

DP_Malmo's tweet image. Woke up this morning feeling fine 🎶
#MUFC

But who doesn't love tacos...?

BREAKING: President Trump backtracks on his appalling comments re NATO forces in Afghanistan, but no apology.

piersmorgan's tweet image. BREAKING: President Trump backtracks on his appalling comments re NATO forces in Afghanistan, but no apology.


The Dennis reposted

This is an appalling slur, President @realDonaldTrump and a massive insult to all the NATO troops who answered America’s call to fight with your forces in Afghanistan. 457 British military personnel were killed in that war. They didn’t ‘stay a little back.’

Trump on NATO: "I've always said, will they be there if we ever needed them? That's really the ultimate test. I'm not sure of that. We've never needed them. They'll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan and this or that. And they did. They stayed a little back, off the front…



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🚨BREAKING: Trump’s Deal with Greenland includes allowing the U.S. to freely operate on the land that the existing U.S. Military Base is. So… the same exact deal as forever?


The Dennis reposted

St Petersburg is not a natural part of Russia. It was stolen from Sweden.

Russian Foreign Minister, Lavrov: Greenland is not a natural part of Denmark

Osint613's tweet image. Russian Foreign Minister, Lavrov: 

Greenland is not a natural part of Denmark


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VAR fjerner ikke feilene fra fotballen. VAR fjerner bare gleden fra fotballen. Kast skiten.

This was a decision given against Barcelona over in La Liga. What are we doing to our beautiful game? 😔



The Dennis reposted

Dear president @realDonaldTrump . You’re what we in Sweden call a ”Horunge”.

JUST IN - Trump announces 10% tariff for Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, UK, Netherlands and Finland from Feb 1st, increasing to 25% on June 1st, until "a Deal is reached for the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland."



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