🐐Deepak Chupacabra 🍷
@DPak_Chupacabra
Too crazy for Boy’s Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town
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“Mercury in retrograde” bout to have a whole lot of white women using a planet as an excuse to be Karens. “I’m not racist the moon made me say the n-word!” like stfu.
Incredible determination by Jerry Seinfeld to suck the air out of the room every chance he got #EverybodysInLA
Ninja Assassin needs a cultural resurgence, that movie rules so hard.
What are five topics you can talk about for 30 minutes with zero prep? For me it’s: 1. Godzilla 2. Horror movies 3. Food 4. 20th century American history 5. Ghosts I guess?
I really can’t explain why, but even though it’s easy enough for me to believe in ghosts and demons and skinwalkers and aliens, Bigfoot has always been a bridge too far.
Swifties are basically Juggalos but instead of getting into fistfights outside a Dayton, Ohio 7/11 they’re passive aggressive to the barista working at the Starbucks inside of a Target.
How are both Deadpool movies so good and so funny, yet every single thing surrounding Deadpool (including most of the comics and especially Deadpool fans) is SOOOO cringe?
Toxic straight dude culture is wild, it’s like “See that person I wanna spend the rest of my life with? That’s THE ENEMY”
People be like “Nothing created by Man can be perfect because Man is imperfect” like okay then how do you explain the 1998 film Blade?
Method actors be like “I HAVE BECOME THE JOKER” then they say their lines as written, hit their marks, do a few more takes, and break for lunch. JUST LIKE THE JOKER WOULD.
Children born today will never know what it was like living in a pre-Malone world 😥
Paul McCartney at a swingers club: GOT TO GET YOU INTO MY WIFE!
I love in cartoons and comics when the hero explains a villain’s backstory and they’re like “I never could have foreseen that my betrayal would come at the hands of my most trusted ally: Corrupticus Maximus.”
This is the only absolutely positive sign of quality in cinema @Troma_Team @lloydkaufman #TheLastDriveIn
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New name for Trump’s legal team: the Coup Klux Klan. Been done yet? Can I coin the term?
Hollywood owes like a billion dollars in royalties to Bob Clark’s family. Besides all the Christmas Story marathons, the man practically invented the slasher movie with Black Christmas and the teen sex comedy with Porky’s! Don’t hold Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 against him.
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