WAAAAAUUUUUUGH!! YUZ WAKES UP WIT DAT ENERGY, IT LASTS DA WHOLE DAY. BELEEF IN THE WAUGH IZ WAT MAKES DA WAUGH WORK, UMIE.
WEN UZ GOTS DA BLOOZ, IZ OKAY SINCE BLOO IZ DA LUCKY KOLOR.
DIS CHOO CHOO IZ SLOW. DEY SHUD PAINT IT RED. YOO ON DA OVAH HAN’ SHUD TAKE IT SLOW-LIKE. CHARGE YUR WAAUGH!! DAT WAY, YOU KAN GO ALL DAY
YU NO WEN YUR NOZE KEEPZ EKSPLODIN ALL DA TIME? I SMAKKED ME NOZE TA STOP IT FROM EKSPLODIN’ BU’ NAOW I HAZ EXPLODIN’ NOZE WID BLUD. ITZ MOAR ORKY BU’ DERE’Z A MESS NAOW. STOOPID ALLERGEEZ.
DEREZ GUD KRUMPIN’ IN DIS UN!! PROPAH ORKY, AN’ A GUD DIZTRAKSHUN IF YUZ NEEDIN’ UN
IF YA FINK ABOU’ IT, DA LESS YA STRESS, DA BETTAH FINGS BE. WOT IZ STRESSIN’ YOUZ? FINK DAT ONE OUT. DATZ A GUD FIRST STOMP YA?
MAH BOSS TODAY TOLL ME TA JUMP 30 FEET. I GOT CLOSE YA, 25 FEET BUT I SQUISHED A BIRD. BOSS JUST LAFFED AN SAID “That’s alright, you’ll do it next time!” BE TO YOUSSELF WHAT BOSS WAS TA ME.
Itz Saturday. You no wot dat meanz: you gotz ur projektz to do. Try to punch a few of dem today early, so you can GET IN DA PROPAH WAAAAAUUUUGH latah!
LOOK, DA BEST TING WHEN YUZ FEELIN’ LIKE GROT IZ MOOZIK. KRUMP SUMFIN’ TO A GUD BEAT, YA?
SUM DAYZ YUZ WAKE UP AN WANNA PUNCH SUMFINK IN DA FACE. DATZ ORIGHT. JUST MEMBAH TA KRUMP DA SQUISHEST GROTZ FIRST, SINCE DEYZ DA EZIEST. DAT’LL MAKE YA FEEL PROPAH ORKY, GIVE YA DA WAUGH TA STOMP GITZ ALL DAY LONG!
IZ IMPORTANT TO NAP. NAPZ GIFF THE STRENGF TO WAUGH BETTER.
i dun no wy iz shoutin’, da wordz dun git bigga BUT IZ MOAR FUN YEA?
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