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Nelmalius Smitty

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What kinda Christian would it make me if I were perfect?


Don’t you ever put a damn muffin in front of a white nigga


“We eat like kings, bountiful portions of salt” know ye not the everlasting purpose have thine for me? *thug shakes hardstyle*


They were a solid 5, worth trying but I’ll prolly never eat them again @RyanBaka2


I’m such an unfuckable chud aren’t I


My stomach hurts and my balls hurt rn and idk why


You’re so nice and full aren’t you

Man this burger is filling me up



There’s no possible way Bill Gates is rich bruh I ain’t never seen him do no moneyspread 😭


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Already enough negativity in the world but some people are so dead set on adding to it. Is there really something wrong with wanting to bring happiness and positivity to others? Just something to think about on a beautiful Wednesday afternoon #Deep #ONELOVEONEHEART


#loftboylifestyleiguess just asked my friend to get outta bed and he come around saying “hol up lemme find my ladder” 😭😭😭🫣


I’m really serious about getting into playing the flute


Indians sure do love their choreography


Arby’s be using the leftover meat from fat reduction surgeries in they steak nuggets😭😭


I forgot my TikTok shop gummies are in the mailbox rn 😭😭


Is that an AI dog? Or is that an analog dog??


My tounge be twissin n shit


You better not pump no gas, eat in town, or post where you at either


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