DaRealRandyRapt's profile picture. I originate from the Build A Bear neighborhood, but I rep all the dinos out there. EST. 2015

Rapper Randy Raptor

@DaRealRandyRapt

I originate from the Build A Bear neighborhood, but I rep all the dinos out there. EST. 2015

Been out of the game for too long.. feels like billions of years long if ya know what I mean.


Just finished Week 1 Day 1 workout in the Running for Weight Loss training plan! bit.ly/1aE505f


Raptors have very distinct voices & that's why it's hard for us to blend in during chorus. We may travel in packs, but we sing #solo


Trying to date a brontosaurus is like trying to date a model. #datneck #nochance


Mom brought out my baby photos. Begged her not to share them, but this one I like. Fact: I was born in #JurassicPark

DaRealRandyRapt's tweet image. Mom brought out my baby photos. Begged her not to share them, but this one I like. Fact: I was born in #JurassicPark

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Being #TheWalkingDead is hard, but try being the walking extinct. Now THAT is tough dinosaur shaped nuggets!


Going into the city to party! Hope it's not like last time. They kept shouting "GODZILLA! shoot him!!" What a buzzkill.. #stereotypes


Eating a salad today because I have to fit into #ThePants, not #TheDress everyone is talking about. #trendsettah

DaRealRandyRapt's tweet image. Eating a salad today because I have to fit into #ThePants, not #TheDress everyone is talking about. #trendsettah

Didn't get a ride to work today, so I called with the excuse "I never really existed to begin with." I mean some believe it. #evolution?


Sitting in my @beatsbydre office booster seat working on my Twitter game. #hatethegamenotthehussler

DaRealRandyRapt's tweet image. Sitting in my @beatsbydre office booster seat working on my Twitter game. #hatethegamenotthehussler

My dinosaur senses tell me that this work day is starting to be extinct. I'm not sure when or how.. maybe asteroids... or voluntary leaving.


Watching Switched At Birth. My dinosaur friends don't believe he just stood her up. #rude But I knew he would because he's got a basic face.


#myfirstTweet First things first, I'm the realest dino there is out there. I am beautiful in my own scaly skin. #SpeakBeautiful


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