DaRealSlender's profile picture. I didn't choose the slender life, the slender life chose me. Inventor of the Towel Rack #TwerkTeam

Slenderman

@DaRealSlender

I didn't choose the slender life, the slender life chose me. Inventor of the Towel Rack #TwerkTeam

I take no responsibility for the slenderman stabbing and I hope the victim recovers as soon as possible #RealTalk


Bite me Suarez, I dare you.


@ElizaWatsonxoxo I take no responsibility whatsoever for this


On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me - One hug from slenderman


Happy thanksgiving my American friends!


Slenderman does it for the vine


Have you ever dropped a thun thun thun? — I haven't. Kids. Don't drop that thun thun thun ask.fm/a/a17ag142


If the dog goes woof, cat goes meow, bird goes tweet and mouse goes squeak, what does slenderman say? — .... ask.fm/a/a17a6f42


How old are you in real life? — 18, form a queue ladies ask.fm/a/a17a3m1d


Who will win X Factor this year? — ask.fm/a/a17aj1gl


Do a video of you twerking — ask.fm/a/a17ahkn3


Is your entire body in proportion? — Unfortunately no, my feet are quite average for a man of my height ask.fm/a/a17a2e7m


I'm here for one night! I gonna have fun! So work it out! — Excuse me? ask.fm/a/a179m33a


What's one thing you refuse to pay for? — Attention. Ain't nobody got time fo dat ask.fm/a/a179mf1k


Is there anything in this world more scarier than you? — How about a slenderman with an AK47? ask.fm/a/a1799kdq


On the first day of xmas my slender gave to me? — Herpes ask.fm/a/a179ailh


I was just wondering how do you breathe without a nose — Who nose? ask.fm/a/a179d78q


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.