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Raising daughters and hey, what's that?

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Just found an Easter egg. That bunny sure hid them well. #stillgood


Happy BBQ-tie-golf day!


Elsa dolls: 2 Anna dolls: 0


Where exactly does one find a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole?


Only 364 days until I get to sleep in again.


Despite what the song says allergies are not awesome.


Lately I've been too busy to twee


After you've found all the Easter eggs, you find the dust bunnies.


Do you wanna build a snowman?


Looks like that long promo for Frozen has finally thawed.


For the hundredth time in forever we're listening to the Frozen soundtrack.


Who doesn't want to build a snowman?


Spoiler alert: Alice the camel is a horse.


"Do you wanna build a snowman?" is this generation's "Who you gonna call?"


Hey @Todaysparent, you'll never guess where I'm tweeting from. #BathroomRoutines


Just complimented my daughter by telling her she's bright. Her response, "Daddy, you're dark."


Tis the season to be drunk in the afternoon.


It's beginning to look a lot like... Oh, wait that was yesterday.


December 25th is in fact the longest day of the year.


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