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Dad•sense (n): 1)The tingling sensation when someone leaves a light on or adjusts the thermostat. 2) Parenting decisions that just make sense. Canadian content
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Bet @GOtransit, @GOtransitLW has been late every day for 2 weeks. What's going on?
I've entered to win 4 tickets to Day Out with Thomas: The Steam Team Tour 2019 in St. Thomas, Ontario via @cyngagen. Here's where you can enter too! #dayoutwiththomas #ldnont #stthomason #giveaway #contest #canwin
If someone puts down a +4 card, you must draw 4 and your turn is skipped. You can’t put down a +2 to make the next person Draw 6. We know you’ve tried it. #UNO
Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys? It's true. I mean when was the last time you ate a monkey? #dadjokes
Went to the dentist today. Me: I flossed this time! Hygienist: That's nice, now hop up in my chair. I'ma make you bleed.
How to say 'hello' in different languages: English: "Hello" German: "Hallo" French: "Salut" Spanish: "Hola" Chinese: "Nǐ hǎo" Baby: *vomit over everything* #parenting #dadlife
Hey @Quaker , neat new packaging on your oatmeal. Shame the new oatmeal formula is terrible. 🤮
DAUGHTER: dad, have you ever noticed your fingernails grow at different paces & you can track their growth over time to determine the speed of each one? my right ring finger is the fastest of mine with my left pinky a close 2nd ME: [trying not to appear visibly freaked out] cool
I'll eat more fruits and veggies when I don't have to wash them because I might get sick and die. Do I have to wash a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup or hose down my Twix? No. No I don't.
Quick question @SpotifyCares, I want to pay for my nephews' account in the US, but I'm in Canada. Let's make it happen!
Me: who is your best friend? T: You, daddy! Me: I... Oh... Wait really?
Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? Jack: A train. Me: Yeah, you would be a great train driver! Jack: No, not a train driver. A train. Me: ........ At least I don't have to save to send him to university I guess. #parenting #dadlife
Apparently "Because my son said it was a no-pants day" isn't a sufficient excuse. Anyone hiring???
Just because you're too young for a cuppa doesn't mean you can't enjoy teatime. #hobknobs #dunkmeagain instagram.com/p/BsTj-2xlsqG/…
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