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It's hip It's now It's wow - and How! News? Announcements? Storyline events? Deaths? Weddings? Engagements? DM us a 1-2 tweet summary and we'll update the blog.
Our DMs are EMPTY, people. None of you have done so much as saved a kitten from a tree? No one's engaged? No one's running a drug ring out of their mom's basement? Come on! Give us something juicy to publish.
DM us the details and we'll have one of our crack journalists follow up.
What kind of magical fantasy land do you live in where the wind doesn't make a sound while it passes through the world around you? Tree leaves don't rustle? Paper doesn't flutter in the breeze? Sounds like you need to go back to Earth Sciences class.
Did you all hear anything? No? Must have been the wind.
Become relevant and we might consider printing something about you. Until then, feel free to toil in obscurity.
You're spinning lies about being a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man when you're a one-man wrecking ball, tearing this city apart every time you get into fisticuffs with one of the villains you inspired to put on a costume.
I’m just stating facts — not my fault JJJ keeps twisting the view of how ‘I’m the villain’ in all of this. When in reality, I am not.
Number one at pointing out the truth behind the lies you spin for the public, Spider-Man. Or should we call you the third leading cause of commercial property damage in New York (barring natural disasters and acts of God)?
BREAKING: Spider-Man has an OnlyFans account.
Jeez, Jonah — if you're looking for photos of Spider-Man, you should just hit up my OnlyFans account like the rest of NYC does! Err— I mean, y'know what? Never mind.
You can't hide the truth from us!
"They found me. I don't know how, but they found me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!!!"
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