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Anyone notice in the intro song on phinaes & ferb it says "There's 104 days of summer vacation" WTF!
Dear inventors of Tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
I forgot Rihanna's ex-boyfriend's name...Then it hit me...
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....Wait.....
These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
Whoever said nothing is impossible...Never tried to staple water to a tree.
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