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John Damzano

@DamReport

Talking all things Oregon State. May or may not have some juice here and there. #GoBeavs

A new Era starts at Oregon State, as they introduce JaMarcus Shephard as their new HC. OS Beaver is as legit as they come. My Column on a rising star, who forgot the "P" to start his username and his sauces that are so bad, kids don't dip their nuggets in them. #GoBeavs

Had I not starting spreading the word of the Good Shephard after hearing of him from Angie, I am not sure he would have even interviewed. Now he is Oregon State's 33rd Head Coach and could not be more thrilled. Beavs landed a rising star in a small window of time and opportunity.



Today, Oregon State woke up to news that JaMarcus Shephard as their new HC. The Digital trail the last few days had pointed towards a possible reunion with a former coach. My Column from BVR ST CO, where the fearless leader bathes in sauces, just to know nothing. #GoBeavs

DamReport's tweet image. Today, Oregon State woke up to news that JaMarcus Shephard as their new HC. The Digital trail the last few days had pointed towards a possible reunion with a former coach. 

My Column from BVR ST CO, where the fearless leader bathes in  sauces, just to know nothing.  

#GoBeavs


Sources telling me that Nick Saban has interviewed with Scott Barnes today. Was told that he wanted to hire Pat McAfee has his special teams coordinator. Sources telling me that Barnes was 50/50 on Saban. Stating "Nick hasn't won enough" This is fluid info. #GoBeavs


Oregon State Sports writer, Ryan Harlan is one of kind. A top writer in the state. A man who covers a University with passion. Bags the question: What kind of Sicko is he? My column on a true Sicko, who hits publish with no edits, no second thoughts and zero shame. #GoBeavs

DamReport's tweet image. Oregon State Sports writer, Ryan Harlan is one of kind. A top writer in the state. A man who covers a University with passion. Bags the question: What kind of Sicko is he?

My column on a true Sicko, who hits publish with no edits, no second thoughts and zero shame. 

#GoBeavs



Per sources - JaMarcus Shephard has not landed in PDX yet. Sources confirming, once again, the "sauces" are messy. My Column again, on an average Joe, trying to find the truth drenched in BBQ sauce. #GoBeavs

DamReport's tweet image. Per sources - JaMarcus Shephard has not landed in PDX yet. Sources confirming, once again, the "sauces" are messy. 

My Column again, on an average Joe, trying to find the truth drenched in BBQ sauce. 

#GoBeavs

Sources are confirming that JaMarcus Shephard is trying to land the Oregon State HC Job. Makes me wonder, how can he make a impact? My column on the Good Shephard and how Oregon State needs a man, to lead the whole DAM flock. #GoBeavs

DamReport's tweet image. Sources are confirming that JaMarcus Shephard is trying to land the Oregon State HC Job. Makes me wonder, how can he make a impact? 

My column on the Good Shephard and how Oregon State needs a man, to lead the whole DAM flock. 

#GoBeavs

Per a source, Blueprint CEO Rob Sine is about to announce a new NIL model — athletes get exposure, he gets the checks. Source tells me, they have worked closely with each other over the last few months. My column on how mans slime, is another's man's paylock. #GoBeavs

DamReport's tweet image. Per a source, Blueprint CEO Rob Sine is about to announce a new NIL model — athletes get exposure, he gets the checks. 

Source tells me, they have worked closely with each other over the last few months. 

My column on how mans slime, is another's man's paylock. 

#GoBeavs

Stolen photos and a lifetime of throwing up that L.. one man's mission to run Oregon's social media. My column on a man in the zone, crossing that white line with his nose, in methzone, USA. #GoDucks #GoBeavs

Big Dubs 🦆 🌽

DuckZone5O3's tweet image. Big Dubs 🦆 🌽


Scott Barnes showed up to work Tuesday morning in a Death Star. Per a source, Barnes was heard saying "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering" My column on Obeav-Wan mission to take down the Death Star. #GoBeavs

DamReport's tweet image. Scott Barnes showed up to work Tuesday morning in a Death Star. 

Per a source, Barnes was heard saying  "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering" 

My column on Obeav-Wan mission to take down the Death Star. 

#GoBeavs

Lord I’ve seen what you have done for others

ObeavWan's tweet image. Lord I’ve seen what you have done for others


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Scott Barnes showed up to work today in a white 1993 Ford Bronco, with a cup of OJ in his hand and a smile on his face. Made me think, what has he got away with? My column on a man, who has killed a University over the last two years. #GoBeavs

DamReport's tweet image. Scott Barnes showed up to work today in a white 1993 Ford Bronco, with a cup of OJ in his hand and a smile on his face. Made me think, what has he got away with? 

My column on a man, who has killed a University over the last two years. 

#GoBeavs

#BREAKING: Oregon State AD Scott Barnes to announce Monday morning that interim head coach Robb Akey has been fired following the Beavers’ devastating loss to 0-8 Sam Houston State. OC Ryan Gunderson will serve as “Interim Interim Head Coach” for the rest of the season.

TheCUSACentel's tweet image. #BREAKING: Oregon State AD Scott Barnes to announce Monday morning that interim head coach Robb Akey has been fired following the Beavers’ devastating loss to 0-8 Sam Houston State. 

OC Ryan Gunderson will serve as “Interim Interim Head Coach” for the rest of the season.


Oregon "AI" State is moving fast to bridge the gap between Nvidia and their CEO. Can they move fast enough? My Column on University so deep in change, that they are forgetting that Hilary Duff is knocking at the door to become their next head football coach. #GoBeavs

DamReport's tweet image. Oregon "AI" State is moving fast to bridge the gap between Nvidia and their CEO. Can they move fast enough?

My Column on University so deep in change, that they are forgetting that Hilary Duff is knocking at the door to become their next head football coach. 

#GoBeavs

Has Oregon State narrowed down their search? Per a source: "They need a savior". Could Paul be the next guy up to fix and repair the dam? Could he walk on water? My Column on a President, AD and University that not even Jesus Chryst himself could save. #GoBeavs

Paul Chryst would be a strong fit for Oregon State — proven program builder, elite at developing 3⭐️ talent, and his physical, efficient style mirrors OSU’s identity. Former OC in Corvallis, understands the blueprint. Low-flash, high-floor hire that restores some stability.



Dan Lanning came out and said he's not leaving. A comment we have heard many times through out the years. Do you buy it? I know Phil Knight does. My column on "Dan the man".. and how when the dust settles.. it won't be the white lie he told, it will be the white line he blew.

Well, well, well



Who is Oregon State going after? Per a source, it's a messy situation. It was described to me as "the sauces don't blend well" My Column on a man that tries to blend the sauces together, in pursuit of greatness... but at the end of the day, is just an average Joe. #GoBeavs

My updated top 3 choices for the next head coach at Oregon State in no particular order: Jason Eck Brent Vigen Bryan Harsin



My brother dropped an interesting article today. Makes me wonder, why now for Nvidia? Whats the benefit? My Column on my brother's research, that led him down a digital trail to Beaver St.. where the dam broke, not even Peter Pan could fix. #GoBeavs

Oregon State should marry football and Nvidia. The path to Jensen and Lori Huang lies in the world's fastest supercomputer and a football hire. Column: bit.ly/3X85ED3

johncanzanobft's tweet image. Oregon State should marry football and Nvidia. The path to Jensen and Lori Huang lies in the world's fastest supercomputer and a football hire. 

Column: bit.ly/3X85ED3


Jonathan Smith left for East Lansing almost 2 years ago. Do Beaver fans want another homecoming? My Column for the Corvallis Goodwill, on a Coach who could use all the Magic in the world to silence the noise, but is left milking his breast, in hopes for change. #GoBeavs

It’s been hard for me to cheer for my Michigan State Football team. They are 0-5 in the Big Ten, the offense is lacking imagination, and the team overall looks uninspired.



The writers in the state of Oregon play a huge role in the media, myself included. No bigger name than Andrew "The Duck" Nemec. I have to give credit, when it's due. My Column on a reporter who grabs his hot takes out of a concession stand freezer. #GoBeavs #GoDucks

Give Barnes a ton of credit, he's a survivor. "(Alumni) Celebrity" committee on coaching search, parting ways with Blaylock and tossing Blueprint Sports aside. He should enter news conferences to walkout music - Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive."



You can't be desperate, my good friend Ed O told me one time. But you can't be blinded by his extra circular activities. He's very passionate about two things: Football and women. My Column on why this DJ can't spin records, but can spin some of the worst idea's. #GoBeavs

DamReport's tweet image. You can't be desperate, my good friend Ed O told me one time. But you can't be blinded by his extra circular activities.  He's very passionate about two things: Football and women. 

My Column on why this DJ can't spin records, but can spin some of the worst idea's. 

#GoBeavs

Oregon State fans can be so delusional. Coach O is 67-47 4-1 in Bowls and 2-0 CFP as a Head Coach. But he’s not good enough for Corvallis? 🤔 JS is 42-47. Rolovich is 33-33. Eck 31-16. Tell me why it would be a bad hire?



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