DanceHumor
@DanceHumor
Tweeting about the comical side of dance. Quotes, sayings and experiences felt by all dancers.
Dance IS a sport, not a club. It's art and athleticism. We practice just as much if not more than all you ball-playing-hoop-shooting peeps!!
When it comes to fitting for costumes, all you wanna do is slap the seamstress for her impulsive insults about your body changes. #curves
It's about the time of year, to realize you're free time is now practice time.
It's starting to be a hassle to have sex with someone who knows your flexible! Gotta stretch beforehand, in order to get all Gumby in bed!!
The awkward moment when the family asks you to perform your dance routine full out.
Summer is great and all, but being back at the studio is where I really wanna be
When dance teams have kicklines in their Pom routine, all I think is WHY?! #kickinginskirts #pleasedont
Whether its jazz, pom, hip hop, lyrical, ballet or contemporary, being able to dance is an opportunity and skill that only select few can do
It's pointless to paint your toenails during dance season, since it just takes one routine for it all to wipe off.
Waking up and getting out of bed to the sound of rice crispy cereal. A little snap, crackle and pop from every joint.
When it comes to stretching in a fitness class, just know those stretches don't do shit for this dancer body. #wider #lower
If you don't have the courage to talk to her in person. Then have the courage to dance with her on the dance floor. #notalkingneeded
Hearing a song for the first time, and envisioning choreography to fit certain parts.
Watching another dance team so much, that you memorize each member's name and scope them out at competitions. #theunknownstalker
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