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Congratulations Elon Musk


For once I’d like to get kicked into a bar


Miller needs some hospital time , he had a bad go with a bug this week instagram.com/p/B2XNtA7lEmX/…


It's kind of patronising that a computer asks you to prove you're not a robot


Sometimes you gotta let your neighbourhood know ! à Saint-Hubert, Quebec instagram.com/p/B2SzlkDlJRH/…


Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.


I am there for you no matter what, anytime, day or night, unless there is something good on TV or I am eating pie


If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.


The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did, she began running so I did, she screamed so I did. I never even saw what we were running from.


Good friends don’t let you do dumb things…...............alone.


Just had workplace violence training. It's like HR doesn't even care about the first rule of fight club.


I did 5 squats today so if you catch me looking a little thick tomorrow don't be alarmed


I planted a hamburger tree , why won’t it grow??


Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.


I don’t think we can get through adulthood without a good sense of humor and a strong middle finger.


Golf is finally starting to pay off. I just signed a contract with Nike for a large sum of money in return for agreeing never to be seen playing with any of their equipment.


Adulting is looking both ways before you cross the street and getting hit by an airplane.


Ain’t it a blessing when there is a spring loaded squirrel in your garbage can !


Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. "I killed your friend. Here, hold him."


No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don't want to go in the first place.


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