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Runner. Writer. Magazine editor. Aspiring surfer & rec-league hockey & baseball player. AKA "Quinoa Jonny Cakes," but you can call me Jon.

Hey, Jon, how’s it going?


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Happy Triple Crown Day #LAKings fans

KingsMenPodcast's tweet image. Happy Triple Crown Day #LAKings fans

This game is way off the rails, but seeing Tommy La Stella on the mound does bring a big smile to my face.

DangerDigest's tweet image. This game is way off the rails, but seeing Tommy La Stella on the mound does bring a big smile to my face.
DangerDigest's tweet image. This game is way off the rails, but seeing Tommy La Stella on the mound does bring a big smile to my face.

I can't stop—and won't stop—watching @nobody_surf. That app is keeping me zen.

🎥Garrett Parkes | FUN BOYS 📲Watch Full Edit🔗 nobody.surf/zqAW9g 🏄🏼#GarrettParkes 🎬#HarryTriglone 🇦🇺#Australia



I glimpsed my future last night, and it is @ASICSamerica’s Gel Kayano 25.

DangerDigest's tweet image. I glimpsed my future last night, and it is @ASICSamerica’s Gel Kayano 25.

Oh, my stars and garters. Greta van Fleet's performance for @mbeKCRW launched me out of my chair, through the window and down the block. This scratches an itch I didn't know I had. youtube.com/watch?v=-aqedh…

DangerDigest's tweet card. Greta van Fleet | Live at KCRW 22/6/18

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Greta van Fleet | Live at KCRW 22/6/18


Holy moly. I just watched the video for Guns N' Roses' "Estranged" for the first time in probably 25 years. What a time capsule. I completely forgot that Axl Rose jumps off of a ship. But I did NOT forget that Slash rises out of the water SHREDDING. youtu.be/dpmAY059TTY


The research isn't yet conclusive, but there's mounting evidence to support the argument that Weezer's "Surf Wax America" is in fact the greatest song of all time.


Tremendously excited for more SoCal hockey coverage via @TheAthleticLA. This is great news!

Love the team being assembled at @TheAthleticLA. If you're a fan of California hockey, make sure you're subscribing. Welcome @icemancometh @JoshuaCooper and @reallisa!



I’m calling it. This workday is done. It’s time to eat some donuts with my daughter at her preschool.


This is my kinda crazy: Joe Maddon flip-flopped Brian Duensing and Steve Cishek from pitcher to left field twice in one inning atmlb.com/2JMSqEv via @Cut4


Also while away, I finished logging 500 miles in my @ASICSamerica Kayano 23s (the shoe at left in this photo). I’m now alternating a new pair of 23s with a pair of 24s—and I’m training for October’s @LBMarathon.

DangerDigest's tweet image. Also while away, I finished logging 500 miles in my @ASICSamerica Kayano 23s (the shoe at left in this photo). I’m now alternating a new pair of 23s with a pair of 24s—and I’m training for October’s @LBMarathon.

So, that was eight months away from Twitter. Much of that time was spent growing my hair, thinking about cutting it, and remembering that the last time I cut it I quickly regretted it.


If you're looking for me, I'll be in the weeds...

DangerDigest's tweet image. If you're looking for me, I'll be in the weeds...

Thank you, @NHL! But how am I supposed to get any work done now?

100 years of #NHLStats have made their way from the archives to your screen at NHL.com/stats. #NHL100 atnhl.com/2xGuQG4



Look at that! My B-wing pilot made it onto the #StarWarsShow! #DreamsDoComeTrue

DangerDigest's tweet image. Look at that! My B-wing pilot made it onto the #StarWarsShow! #DreamsDoComeTrue

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