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Daniel Birney

@DanielBirney

Amateur scamp.

Thinking today of all those kids growing up in the 80s who belonged to the city but did not belong to the night. Must’ve been tough.


You had me at “ugnaughts”. #Mandalorian


You sh*t on Sorvino, you sh*t on all of us.


If McCarthy loses again, is he out of the playoffs?


It feels so much more hardcore in here now.


I’m thinking about declassifying you.


At this point, are we even sure Herschel Walker played football?


Return to Office season is here. So exciting seeing everyone’s pants again.


Just here for all the #Oscars takes…

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You think they’ll put Eric Clapton on the Artists We Lost List this year?


Pleased to announce, finally decided my ‘Til Tuesday cover band name will be…Wednesday’s Fine. That is all. Thank you for coming.


Mondays are just Tuesday with an inferiority complex.


Who is managing Bruce Willis’s movie career? I have questions.


Judging by the amount of fireworks going off, I guess we blew up The Death Star. #JarJarNeverForget


Waiting at the @CVS cash register for my receipt to finish printing. Hit me up if you want to talk and catch up.


U think he goes by Bill Ocean now?


Stanley Tucci looks like a hot dog that gained sentience hundreds of years ago and has been living amongst mankind, adopting their ways, for centuries. Sorry, had to be said.


Look. Can we all at least agree that The Spin Doctors sucked?


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