DannyNotesapp's profile picture. i am that spellbound whiteboy perusing ancient texts and tomes

Danny (apprentice of the EVIL WIZARD)

@DannyNotesapp

i am that spellbound whiteboy perusing ancient texts and tomes

Shit I be saying

“you don’t have to keep going I’m not gonna cum”

gumkrusty's tweet image. “you don’t have to keep going I’m not gonna cum”


Dunking my balls in ranch dressing before I hit the club


Mood

we all have that one straight friend who cant stop jacking off to gay porn



I would never date a robot/Ai unless they were emo


I love it when wasian women make pottery or play base guitar


Ya shit ain't symmetric so before u get in my business straighten urs out first


I love writing stuff down as I'm crying it's like the authors technique For letting the audience know my inner thoughts at this plot important moment


Posted up on the pooper in case I gotta let one out


LITERALLY ME

we all have that one straight friend who cant stop jacking off to gay porn



Danny (apprentice of the EVIL WIZARD) reposted

i luv u & ur spotify links


Most gay people are losers but it's okay *puts hands on ur shoulders to comfort u* at least u have shitty music


Grammys? Bro my Grammyma died last year wym


I love how the family guy fandom is growing since the subway surfers meme started


This is my reasoning too

i cannot get a tattoo for the same reason why it takes me 10 years to choose an almond milk at the grocery store



Danny (apprentice of the EVIL WIZARD) reposted

i love this manga but everytime im reading it i have to take a break every few pages because i get so hard it actually affects my reading comprehension


My Twitter doesn't let me see any explicit stuff ever. Okay fair I would be looking at a lot of boobs


Danny (apprentice of the EVIL WIZARD) reposted

what’s a good mental illness for beginners


Danny (apprentice of the EVIL WIZARD) reposted

u can spell spongebob as wrong as u want in the Gif tab n he still gon show up


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