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Dan Andrews' Arse Crack

@DansArseCrack

I've seen and put up with a lot of shit in my time. And my owner must eat bulls, because he's a good bull shitter...

Just heard on ABC Radio (Macca) this morning that @City2SurfSydney turned away an 86 y/o repeat volunteer bc he’s over 80. Apparently a runner can be 100 but a volunteer cannot be over 80. That’s naive and ageist, you arseholes. @abcnews @7NewsSydney #city2surf #city2surfsydney


Loving the delay at Melbourne Airport to check-in. Only two staff checking in passengers, massive queue, going nowhere. Thanks @Qantas, first time travelling in a while; so nice to see service is still as shit as always…


Time for the @StarsBBL to fold and for the licensee (CV) to start again. The worst team in @BBL #BBL12 history, ugly colour green and history of selfish players who cannot work collectively for a tournament win #melbournestars #suck #shit #fail #failure #freshstart


Hi @timpallas You don’t know me, I’m Dan’s bum crack. I know your crack, a damn good operator given all the sweat over the years bc you’re a FC. Anyhow, just wanted to check, it true that you’ve defected to become a dirty socialist lefty?


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