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@DarknessLeft
why do I need an alt account for my real opinions?
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@DarknessLeftWe've played Russian Roulette with our democracy. On 1/6, we pulled the trigger.
โThe vaccine gameโ. That special connection shortcut chute looks right. And the โanti vaxxer shuts down clinicโ is on the mark. (HT @davidhorsey) #COVID19
Believing itโs โbad luckโ to break a mirror is ridiculously regressive. Thereโs no such thing as luck. Youโre merely experiencing inter-dimensional creatures loosed through cracks in the mirror barriers as they lash out blindly, desperate in their attempts to return homeโฆ
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@DarknessLeftFinally found a group to play with #GotMeBand oh... #GotMeBanned... yeah, it kind of ended because of fights and girls and stuff
[first time at a UK casino] Me (to cage cashier): Iโd like to buy some poker crisps.
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@DarknessLeftTrump should be the wedge issue that Democrats use for the next 50 years.
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I was at a girlfriend's apartment and she irritated me, so I changed the labels on the spices. She hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin.
A teacher's dying wish was for people to wear masks during the pandemic. 3 Cobb County, GA educators have died during COVID. At a school board meeting Thursday, 2 board members & the superintendent refused to wear masks even during a moment of silence. A staff member responds:
BREAKINGโTrump FDA just left final kick in the teethโPfizer will now ship fewer #COVID19 vaccine vials after it lobbied to count & **pay for** โextraโ doses found in vials. Now Pfizer can count 6 per vial to meet dose ordersโie shipping less vials. When FDA approved? Jan 6th! ๐งต
To teachers everywhere, Thank You. This is in your honor. #Inauguration2021 #CelebratingAmerica #TimesLikeThese
I bet former Senator David Perdue can pronounce "Madame Vice President."
Just remembering how after the One Ring was destroyed, they still had to fight for the Shire. The rot goes deep.
huge missed opportunity for the my pillow guy
me: *comes up with 100 different twists* movie: *one happens* me: fucken called it
This joke is funny because it is a reference to the lyrics "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" from the song "Milkshake" by @kelis.
"Thank you, but fuck you for being there.โ - D.C. police officer Michael Fanone on his response to the few rioters who helped when others were trying to kill him
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