Charming's Ass-et
@DatCharmingAss
The Rear End of Prince Charming. Don't mind me, I'll just drop it like it's hot! @DemRoyalBreasts are our breast friends. #RoyalAnatomyAssociation
[Plays 'Drop It Low' by Ester Dean as I booty pop across the TL.]
*smacks @DatCharmingAss on both cheeks and pretends nothing happened*
Charming's ass had me like....
// I'm not sure which is weirder. Hook talking to his penis, or David talking to his ass.
[Booty bounces across the TL, hip checking everyone in our way.] Morning bitches.
[Puts on 'Bootylicious' and twerks on everyone on the TL.]
Somehow... I knew there would be a Hook's penis account.
[Booty pops my way off the TL because the writer has other things to do.] The Royal Ass-ets is #Offline
Our writer is laughing so damn hard right now.
Tom. [Left cheek wiggles.] Tim. [Right cheek wiggles.]
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